"Survivorsss"
CowardBrat: IT'S THE DILF'S BIRTHDAY, EVERYONE!
Noaman: fucking great...
QueenBee: LET'S GOO!!!
TinyWand: last year was a disaster
SubNaib: RIGHT???
EatTheRich: what happened last year?
Sonic: Joseph, a raccoon, and a fireplace. Don't make me keep going.
EatTheRich: okay ❤
Cockroach: so what do we give him this time? Since the raccoon was a terrible idea
MetalAttractor: you were the one who came up with the idea!!!
MetalAttractor: you said, and I quote, "I had an idea while I was on the toilet. What if we gave him a wild animal to protect him??"
MetalAttractor: and we said yes because you wouldn't shut up about it
Cockroach: hehe :p
MetalAttractor: DON'T HEHE ME
MetalAttractor: THE MAN STILL HAS SCARS ON HIS BACK, FIONA
DaVinky: I thought that was Aesop?
Noaman: HAUSABSUSH
Rat: what if we gave him a Polaroid camera?
SubNaib: and where would we get it, genius?
Rat: Amazon!
CoordinatingThemAll: we can't order stuff from Amazon, though. Our emails are linked and Miss Nightingale might see
Rat: who said I was ordering it from my email?
QueenBee: then how do you-
Rat: I have some aces up my sleeve ;)
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"Huntersss"
Polaroid: okay who gave me a box of meds?
UglySlenderman: you didn't have one, so I gave you one. Thank me later
Polaroid: JACK I DON'T TAKE MEDS
UglySlenderman: yeah because you didn't have a place to put them in. Now you do. You're welcome
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Girl_In_Red: HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOSEPH!!!!!!!
Polaroid: thanks sis, might as well assume you contributed to this?
Girl_In_Red: m-maybe?
Polaroid: OH COME ON!! HOW OLD DO YOU THINK I AM???
Gaysha: is that a mandatory question?
AnnaBanana: I'd rather not answer it
Polaroid: >:(
Pervy: hey hum... the survivors left a box at our entrance. It says it's for you, Joseph.
Polaroid: thanks Percy
WangChu: be careful opening it, this time
Polaroid: I SWEAR, IF IT'S ANOTHER RACCOON
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"Huntersss"
Polaroid: WHERE THE HECK DID THEY GET A POLAROID???
Rat: that's a secret
Girl_In_Red: MR BALSA, YOU NEED TO STOP
Rat: happy birthday, old man! I hope you know that all of us once had a thing for you, cuz you're a hell of a dilf with a heck of a cake.
Polaroid: I'm aware :/
Polaroid: but where did you get this camera, Mr Balsa?
Rat: let's say I have a few contacts...
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: PLS WHY DO YOU SOUND LIKE A DRUG DEALER???
Rat: I'm not, what are you saying, you crazy man, go to sleep
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: oh don't even, Mr Balsa. Don't think I didn't see you and Mx Valden smoking yesterday on the roof
Rat: OH JOSEPH ALWAYS DOES IT TOO AND NO ONE SAYS ANYTHING
Girl_In_Red: because he doesn't have a solution. Mx Valden does.
Rat: t-thank you?
Rat: It happened once, I swear
Gaysha: whatever as long as you don't smoke inside of the manor. We couldn't care less if you smoke or not, honestly
Rat: :(((((
Polaroid: is there cake? :(
Gaysha: yes.
Rat: yes.
Polaroid: my only source of happiness in life rn is food honestly
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