*cries in my best friend got the Painter's skin on the first sphere and I opened 30 of them and didn't get shit 🤡* Istg this game hates me...
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"Survivorsss♂️"
Rat added DaVinky.
Rat: Welcome to the male group, male
DaVinky: I feel honoured.
BondageKink: As you should 😌✋
TinyWand: So, Edgar, how was your first official match?
DaVinky: I suppose it was fine.
Asoup: omfg we dont care if you liked it or not we want to know the details
DaVinky: Well, I think I'm doing pretty well for a first timer.
DaVinky: Aesop, you were amazing out there!
Asoup: I know
DaVinky: You're really awesome! I wish to play like you one day.
Asoup: kill me
TerrorShockn't: Aesop calm your shit down and be nice
Asoup: thank you
DaVinky: Oh and Martha did amazing too! Her aim is really good.
BottomInDenial: She had the best teacher uwu
Dora_TheExplorer: huh it seems like all of that screaming actually meant something
MailMan: What do you think about Luca? Wasn't he awesome??
DaVinky: who?
Rat: *cries
DaVinky: Oh, the Prisoner.
Rat: that's how he knows me :')
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: wdym?? you're literally THE prisoner
DaVinky: He went fine, I guess.
WheresMyMelanin: isn't he a great decoder?
DaVinky: I wasn't with him much but sure, I guess.
Rat: understandable.
1 participant is now offline.
WheresMyMelanin: Sighhhh
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"Survivorsss♀️"
Rat: AAAAAAAA I'M GONNA CRYYY
QueenBee: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE YOU RAT
EmilyDrier: SHOO SHOO GO AWAY
Rat: WHY DOES EDGAR HATE ME??? T___T
CowardBrat: he said he hated you?
Rat: well no but
CowardBrat: then why the fawk do you think he hates you
Rat: he said "I guess" when he talked about me
EmmaWoody: oooof that's a hard one...
CursesToCurse: He's new here, he's still trying to understand how all of this works. He's probably just trying to fit in
Rat: HE SAID HE LOVED AESOP'S PERFORMANCE
Cockroach: what a fucking coincidence...
CoordinatingThemAll: just give him some time, I'm sure he'll fall for the mor rat eventually
DanceToForget: hail to the great rat queen
Rat: thanks guys
Perfumes&Co: by the way
Perfumes&Co: is it just me or was Joseph really depressed today?
CoordinatingThemAll: Oh yeah that's because of a conversation the hunters were having earlier
CoordinatingThemAll: they were comparing sizes
Rat: we know for sure Burke has a big pp
Drinkx3: ERGHHHH STOP IT
Cockroach: I THINK I'M GONNA THROW UP--
CoordinatingThemAll: NOT THAT TYPE OF SIZE YOU FUCKING RAT OH MY JESUS
Rat: I know, I just wanted to make you guys uncomfy
1 participant is now offline.
BlindfoldOn: I swear to fucking God
BlindfoldOn: Poor Joseph he's just smol
DanceToForget: He's a cutie doe >u<
EmilyDrier: I can only imagine Jack making the "how's the weather down there" joke all the time
EmmaWoody: and Joseph would kick him in the tomatoes and they would cry together
CoordinatingThemAll: THE TOMATOES I---
CowardBrat: LET'S NOT TALK ABOUT OUR FRIEND'S/ ENEMIES PP's OKAY??
DanceToForget: let's not xD
Drinkx3: My gurl Tracy knows the best
CowardBrat: omfg stop it
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