"DM from Rat to Cockroach"
Rat: ayo what's that sound?
Rat:
Rat: wake the fuck up, right fucking now, you fucking cow
Cockroach: the fuck you want??
Rat: don't be so aggressive at 2 am, you monkey
Rat: can you hear the noise that's coming out of Kevin's room?
Rat: it's like he's screaming
Cockroach: if you stop fucking messaging me, I'll probably be able to hear it
Cockroach:
Cockroach: what in the Detention Time is going on in there-
Rat: I don't know, if I knew I wouldn't have messaged you, you aborted fetus
Cockroach: let's sneak in there to figure it out
Rat: the door is locked but he keeps screaming
Rat: I mean what the fuck?? I know we have mute and blind people in here, but none of us is deaf. How is no one else concerned?!
Cockroach: because they're sleeping, you dog
Rat: let's break the door down, Kevin is in danger
Cockroach: take that chair in the hallway
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"Survivorsss"
BondageKink: FUCK GUYS IM BEING ROBBED
BondageKink:
BondageKink: FIONA, LUCA, WHAT ARE YOU TWO DOING??
BondageKink: STOP BREAKING MY DOOR DOWN, YOU RATS
Rat: STOP SCREAMING LIKE A HORSE THEN
BondageKink: I'LL CALL THE POLICE, I AM NOT SCARED TO DO IT
Cockroach: IF YOU KEEP SCREAMING LIKE A GOAT, WE'LL BREAK THE WINDOW
BondageKink: PLEASE STOP, I DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY LEFT
BondageKink: DON'T KILL ME PLEASE
Rat: WE DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY, YOU PIG
BondageKink: LEAVE ME ALONE
Cockroach: I WILL SLAP YOUR FACE WITH THIS CHAIR IF YOU DONT SHUT UP, DAMN IT
BondageKink: RESPECT MY SPACE THEN
Cockroach: I AM TRAUMATIZED
Rat: EVEN I HAD TO COVER UP FIONA'S EYES, YOU STUPID CUNT
Rat: GO BEAT A NUT SILENTLY YOU IDIOT
Rat: I'LL HAVE TO WASH MY EYES WITH CHLORIDE NOW
Cockroach: FORGET THE CHLORIDE, I'LL HAVE TO WASH THEM WITH BLEACH
Rat: I can't believe I got up from my own bed to see the shlingshlong of this virgin cowboy
Cockroach: IM GONNA GO BACK TO SLEEP, PLEASE MAKE SURE YOU'RE NOT MOANING LIKE A BEAR THAT WAS RAN OVER BY A TRAIN
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BondageKink: YOU CUNTS! IM GONNA HAVE TO ASK TRACY TO FIX MY DOOR, I DONT HAVE MONEY TO PAY HER
Rat: OH DONT ACT AS IF YOU CARE ABOUT MONEY NOW
BondageKink: I'M GONNA STEAL YOUR CHEESE AS A PUNISHMENT, LUCA
Rat: MY ASS YOURE GONNA STEAL MY CHEESE, YOU FUCKHEAD
OwlLover: STOP SCREAMING YOU COCKS, WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP HERE
CursesToCurse: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
EmilyDrier: I WANT EVERYONE ASLEEP NOW, OR ELSE I'M GONNA PUT YOU ON AN ELECTRIC CHAIR
Rat: oh yes mommy 🥵
Noaman: NO LUCA
Noaman: BAD LUCA
Rat: :(
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DaVinky: I apologize for interrupting your gathering
DaVinky: but I am here to make one thing very clear
DaVinky: I need my beauty sleep, because this cute and perfect face of mine does not come for free
DaVinky: and I get very irritated when I do not get enough sleep
DaVinky: so unless you have a death wish, I recommend you to go back to your beds silently, and go to sleep peacefully
DaVinky: if you do not do so, I will be forced to shove my brushes down your throats, until you are no longer able to breathe, and your throats get sore from all of your painful screams, while you are not able to do anything, because I would be in the obligation of tying your hands behind your back, so you cannot escape from the dark room I will be putting you in 🥰
DaVinky: so my advice is go to sleep ^-^
BondageKink: 😟
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