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EmilyDrier: Me and Emma are finishing up the decorations. How's the cake going, Norton?
MetalAttractor: it could be going better if Naib and Tracy stopped fighting over who will break the eggs
EmmaWoody: Please tell me the cake is almost ready...
MetalAttractor: ...not even close
GtgFast: ok whatever Luca how're you and Vera doing?
Luca_Salsa: Oh I think I can contain her for at least 40 more minutes. The girl won't stop asking questions about a new game that I showed her. I might not be a kiter, but I can contain her for as long as you need
Luca_Salsa: She's calling me, keep it up1 participant is now offline.
CoordinatingThemAll: Y'all this party needs to be PERFECT
CoordinatingThemAll: I don't want to see a single flaw DO YOU UNDERSTAND??BottomInDenial: YES SIR!
TinyWand: Naib this is not the battlefield
BottomInDenial: Never said it was
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Balls_InMyFace: okay Mary said we could use The Red Church for the party
EmilyDrier: Why are you telling us this now??? We literally just finished putting up the decorations!!
CoordinatingThemAll: YOU USELESS CUNTS ISTG
RobotsForALiving: let's not curse, Martha
BottomInDenial: Let her be. Trust me it's for the best
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Perfumes&Co: Y'all?
CoordinatingThemAll: LUCA YOU DUMBFUCK
Luca_Salsa: SHE SNEAKED TO MY POCKET AND TOOK HER PHONE I'M SORRY I WAS DISTRACTED
CoordinatingThemAll: Whatever the party's ruined anyways
CoordinatingThemAll: Happy birthday Vera!!!❤❤❤❤BottomInDenial: Happy birthday ^^
BottomInDenial: From me and from the rats that are in the same room as meEmilyDrier: Happy birthday sweety!!! Have an awesome day!!
Cockroach: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VERA ILY SO MUCH WIDHWUEHEHE❤❤❤✨✨✨
Perfumes&Co: Thanks guys!! If it wasn't for the texts I honestly would've forgotten today is my birthday 😅
FiveOfMeButBritish: mood
DoraThe_Explorer: that's me every year
Perfumes&Co: soooo I heard there's c a k e
Rat: Not yet. Kreacher keeps eating the frosting and I'm this close to throw him to the wall
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: it's delicious u.u
BondageKink: okay man how about we go meet Luca and Vera so you can get away from the cake--
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: but...
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: fine...2 participants are now offline.
BlindfoldOn: Hey Vera how about you guys wait for everybody at the Red Church so we can meet there ^^
Perfumes&Co: sounds good!
Perfumes&Co: And thanks for everything guys ^^DanceToForget: don't mention it ^^
Drinkx3: Darling you deserve a party and so much more. You've been such an amazing friend to all of us!
OwlLover: Rt
Perfumes&Co: I mean you guys are all that I have now.
Perfumes&Co: you're my family now so I should be thanking you :)BottomInDenial: Aw my heart shat itself ❤
WheresMyMelanin: that expression is getting old
EmilyDrier: see y'all at the Red Church!
Luca_Salsa: Cyaa
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...