"Survivorsss♀️"
CursesToCurse: Okay, the boys are with Lucky. Luca says we have about an hour to organize the party.
DanceToForget: The fact that the guys are having fun and we're here working-
EmilyDrier: it's for Lucky! He is basically the glue of the whole group!
CoordinatingThemAll: I don't think it's him but sure. He was the one who guided us on our first days here. And he helps us with everything.
QueenBee: Still! It's fucking unfair that the girls are the ones who have to do all the work!
EmmaWoody: it's a surprise party! If we talked about this on the groupchat, Lucky would know.
QueenBee: Still!
BlindfoldOn: Also, they're not having fun. Honestly, I feel bad for Lucky, cuz they're pretending they have no idea it's his birthday.
QueenBee: Okay that's just sad :/
CowardBrat: Hey y'all I hate to interrupt your debate, but I kinda need help with the cake-
Cockroach: coming!
Drinkx3: on my way hun!
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CursesToCurse: Luca texted me again... hold on I'll forward the message here...
CursesToCurse: (forwarded) "okay so, question: do you think we should get Lucky a plushie or a vibrator? Like, I think he'd like both but one is more expensive than the other. However, the vibrator is more useful than the plushie... idk I really can't decide help :/"
CursesToCurse: what the hell do I send back?...
BlindfoldOn: The vibrator obviously!
QueenBee: yea the vibrator seems logical.
CursesToCurse:
CursesToCurse: y'all know what a vibrator is right?
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Cockroach: Yes hun, you've used one on me before, get to the point.
1 participant is now offline.
CursesToCurse: BABE!
QueenBee: THE FACT THAT SHE GOT ONLINE ONLY TO SAY THAT EODHIESBDID
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"Survivorsss"
LuckyGay: thank you for the party everyone! I really thought y'all had forgotten about my birthday 😅
SubNaib: Never!
DaVinky: Honestly, how could we? :)
Sonic: bro ngl, you're old
LuckyGay: bruh I just turned 23 :/
Sonic: did I stutter?
Balls_InMyFace: No, queen!
LuckyGay: Also, today would be another person's birthday.
TinyWand: Really? Who?
LuckyGay: We called him Stranger. He was my best friend before the whole death thing happened.
FiveOfMeButBritish: was he your brother?
LuckyGay: No, but we didn't even remember our names, we didn't remember anything. So we decided we would celebrate our birthday on the same day.
Rat:
Rat: y'all were fuck-buddies, weren't you?
LuckyGay:
LuckyGay: Yes, but that's besides the point.
Dora_TheExplorer: WOW OKAY
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: HE DIDN'T EVEN TRIED TO HIDE IT LMAO
LuckyGay: No but seriously, he was like my light during the matches. You know like Demi and Jose
Drinkx3: aww yes but you're not pregnant hun :)
LuckyGay: it's only because your relationship reminds me of the one I had with him.
LuckyGay: I know, boring shit
MetalAttractor: it's not boring! It's totally understandable, Lucky!
DaVinky: I have an idea.
CowardBrat: what is it?
DaVinky: you know, since the whole massacre was needed for us to have some kind of 'peace' in the present, how about we have a dinner not only to celebrate Lucky's birthday, but to honour those kids' lives?
LuckyGay: Honestly, that would be wonderful.
CowardBrat: that's actually not a bad idea at all!
Asoup: let's do it
SubNaib: I don't see why not :)
LuckyGay: thanks guys, y'all are the best
WheresMyMelanin: Lucky, we should be the ones thanking you!
MailMan: yea you're mom Lucky after all!
LuckyGay: I'm not the mom of the group, I've said that multiple times :/
LuckyGay: Also, why the fuck is there a vibrator on my bed?
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
