The crack is on fire here.
EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE
They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀
A lot of adult jokes!!!
(Seriously, a lot of them)
Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈
Luca is coming after yall's knees.
I'm...
Okay so I was horny and bored, so I started scrolling through the depths of ✨wattpad✨
And would you lookie there! There's shit tons of people in the idv fandom doing the "How I would treat you, based on your IDV mains" trend!
And because I'm not original and I'm going through content block, I decided to do this myself! (Just to break from the system *wink wink* ;))
So if you wanna skip that's totally fine! But this took me a long time to make, so do with that info as you will u.u
(PS! This is coming from a Merc, Mech, and Painter main!)
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I'm only doing the survs because I have a death wish. ALSO A LOT OF ADULT JOKES! (I love all of you, no matter your main. This is just a joke :))
Lucky Guy: if you main this dude, I just want you to know that I rented us a love hotel and I want you to ✨respectfully ruin my life✨
Emily: *FORCEFULLY BOWS DOWN TO YOU* GIVE ME YOUR MOTIVATION FOR THE LOVE OF HASTUR!! Y'all will not let me die, and rescue me, even if you're on the opposite side of the map. I would give you my left kidney for free. Please hold me and tell me that everything will be okay <3
Emma: step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step on me step
Freddy: eat up
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
You're lucky I'm giving you food
Kreacher: stop doing the shout emote. It's annoying and cliche, not to mention that it looks like you're trying way too hard to be funny. Do my laundry.
Servais: I don't know how to feel about you, so I'll give you a pat-pat on the head and pray that your friends won't leave you again
Kurt: okay so which one do you like the most?
اوووه! هذه الصورة لا تتبع إرشادات المحتوى الخاصة بنا. لمتابعة النشر، يرجى إزالتها أو تحميل صورة أخرى.
