"Survivorsss"
Rat: I CAN'T BELIEVE YALL DID IT TWICE
Rat: YOU SHALL BURN IN HELL TO CREMATE YOUR SINS
EmilyDrier: whaaaat are you talking about?
Rat: DEMI AND JOSE DID IT... AGaIn
Drinkx3: WELL LUCA YOU DON'T HAVE SEX JUST TO HAVE KIDS, YOU KNOW
Rat: INTERCOURSE FOR FUN, MA'AM?? ARE YOU INSANE?!
SubNaib: LUCA WHAT ARE YOU SAYING PLS 💀
Rat: I SHALL EVACUATE THIS BUILDING
Rat: BYE 😭👊
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BlindfoldOn: that man is the reason why Miss Nightingale has protection bars in the kitchen
DoraThe_Explorer: anyways, is everyone ready for duos?
Cockroach: I'm almost done with my make-up
CursesToCurse: babe, you've been there for half an hour
Cockroach: yeah I need more time, I know
CursesToCurse: I feel so jealous of the gay guys and the straight girls right now
SubNaib: I think everyone's done besides Fiona
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Rat: of course the roach isn't ready yet 🙄
CursesToCurse: hey! Don't call her a roach >:(
Rat: oh shut up, clicker. You're no better
Cockroach: shush ratty, I'm trynna look pretty here!
Rat: advice! Try harder. It's not working
Cockroach: shut up, you fat possum!
Rat: only when you do, infected pimple!
TinyWand: shut up the both of you, for the love of God
Rat: sky daddy again?
WheresMyMelanin: LUCA, DON'T CALL GOD "SKY DADDY" 😭
TotallyNotChloe: you guys weren't like this when Luca first arrived to the manor...
Rat: honestly, I couldn't care less about her
Rat: I was more worried in taking out a ridiculous mortgage
Rat: I'll be in debt my whole life! :D
QueenBee: YOU CUNTS! WE'RE 3 MINUTES LATE!
Rat: AND IT'S ALL THE CRAZY MONKEY'S FAULT
Cockroach: SHUT UP, YOU UGLY COW
Rat: YEAH WELL? YOU SMELL LIKE FISH!
Cockroach: AND YOU LOOK LIKE A PIG
Rat: YOU BELONG IN A ZOO
Cockroach: AND YOU BELONG IN THE SEWERS
Rat: CAN'T! YOUR MOM TOOK THE WHOLE PLACE FOR HER
MetalAttractor: NOT THE MOM JOKES 😭😭
QueenBee: YOU BAFFOONS SHUT UP AND COME TO THE HALL NOW!!
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CowardBrat created "You're grounded" groupchat.
CowardBrat added Rat, and Cockroach.
CowardBrat: me and everyone else decided that we are done with your shit.
Cockroach: queen
CowardBrat: so I created this groupchat for you to get along. You're only aloud to leave the chat when you get along nicely. I'll come back in 2 hours to check up on you.
Rat: good luck with that. I have anime to watch
CowardBrat: if I get here and I don't see a rational and calm conversation between yall, none of you will have dinner for the next 2 weeks. Buh bye~
1 participant is now offline.
Cockroach: she's a queen
Rat: actual lady
Cockroach: so what now?
Rat: idk about your ass, but imma watch anime
Cockroach: listen here you piglet, I wanna eat.
Rat: it's the fat for me
Cockroach: it's the mental instability for me
Rat: at least I'm not a slut
Cockroach: OH PLEASE! YOU'D GIVE YOUR ASS TO ANY GUY FOR 2 DOLLARS
Rat: AT LEAST I WOULDN'T GIVE IT FOR FREE, UNLIKE YOU
Cockroach: this is gonna be hard
Rat: I just wanted to chill 😭
Cockroach: okay we must have something in common. Something that makes us not totally opposites
Rat: we're both bottoms
Cockroach: you're a switch. You've said it multiple times yourself
Rat: the hunters hate both of us
Cockroach: they love all of us but they refuse to admit it
Rat: then idk man. We have nothing in common
Cockroach: hm... we're both dating
Rat: well yea, that's probably the only thing
Cockroach: how is it being in a four way relationship?
Rat: pretty cool, actually. One thing is guaranteed: if you need cuddles, there's always someone who's gonna be free
Rat: how is it being in a normal relationship?
Cockroach: woman 😩❤
Rat: yes.
Cockroach: huh. This is not so bad.
Rat: it's weird as fuck
Rat: I wanna call you a name
Cockroach: let's go on 3
Rat: 1
Cockroach: 2
Rat: 3
Cockroach: Cunt
Rat: Cow
Cockroach: that was good
Rat: yea!
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DM from Cockroach to Rat.
Cockroach: do you think that's enough?
Rat: it should do the trick
Rat: Tracy's probably gonna think we're friends now
Cockroach: yeah that'll do
Rat: welp igtg
Rat: cya later, bitch
Cockroach: so long, slut
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