FiveOfMeButBritish: People!
FiveOfMeButBritish: A rat ate my sandwich!
Rat: I didn't eat anything!
FiveOfMeButBritish: No, not you!
Rat: oh.
Rat: Well that's a surprise.
FiveOfMeButBritish: The other one!
Luca_Salsa: He's talking about me
FiveOfMeButBritish: Why would you eat my sandwich?!
FiveOfMeButBritish: I was hungry :(
Luca_Salsa: it was delightful u.u
Asoup: omfg...
Asoup: I'm surrounded by beasts...
DoraThe_Explorer: Rats*
Asoup: Yeah that works too.
FiveOfMeButBritish: I beg your pardon
OwlLover: p a r d o n
FiveOfMeButBritish: I still want my sandwich!
Luca_Salsa: I can give it back but it will taste like my breakfast and saliva.
PortalsForLife: Please don't make yourself throw up!
PortalsForLife: That's bad for you...
Luca_Salsa: I was kidding
Luca_Salsa: But yea I'm still hungry
FiveOfMeButBritish: are you for fucking real...
DanceToForget: don't you curse young man!
FiveOfMeButBritish: how old do you think I am?...
DanceToForget: ... I really don't want to answer that question.
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Drinkx3: I hate my life
Asoup: omg same sis
Drinkx3: Why the fuck
Drinkx3: Is it so hard to decode with you, Naib?!
BottomInDenial: I'm sowwy
WheresMyMelanin: You always fail the ciphers.
BondageKink: I have to agree on that.
BondageKink: Naib, you're a great friend (no homo)
BottomInDenial: Omfg...
BondageKink: But the fact that you're always failing ciphers...
BottomInDenial: I said I'm sorry. Damn...
CoordinatingThemAll: Guys have you ever stopped to think that maybe, just maybe, Naib has a reason?
BottomInDenial: Yeah have you??
Luca_Salsa: oh yeah the PTSD thing, right?
CoordinatingThemAll: bingo
Drinkx3: oh sorry, Naib. I didn't remember that
BottomInDenial: It's okay. I don't remember stuff either.
MetalAttractor: That's troublesome-
BottomInDenial: :D
BondageKink: okay but even I would panic with what happened in there--
RobotsForALiving: I'm scared. What happened in there?
BottomInDenial: Jack happened
Luca_Salsa: oof the ugly slenderman
BottomInDenial: he sexualy assaulted me!
MailMan: oh boy :O
MailMan: Are you okay?
WheresMyMelanin: yea, love, he's okay.
WheresMyMelanin: Jack was just after him the whole match.
WheresMyMelanin: like we weren't even there.
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
