The crack is on fire here.
EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE
They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀
A lot of adult jokes!!!
(Seriously, a lot of them)
Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈
Luca is coming after yall's knees.
I'm...
Y'ALL READ In this chapter I'll say that Norton is Mexican, due to a few rumours in the fandom, but I'm not really sure where he is from 😅 please, correct me if you know! Also, art by @ lucaplush on Twitter ^^
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"Survivorsss"
Cockroach: I once again bring news u.u
CowardBrat: Yeeessss
Cockroach: it's about the new guy that will be joining us next month.
OwlLover: already??
TerrorShockn't: Edgar Valden, the Painter, right?
BlindfoldOn: fancy
Asoup: the rich kid
Cockroach: yes Freddy, that's him. Cockroach: Mary gave me a picture of him
BlindfoldOn: oh to see without my eyes U👄U
Rat: PFFT--
Cockroach: sorry hun :(
BlindfoldOn: it's fine. I kinda can tell people's beauty by their energy. That's why I just gotta wait til he comes :)
BottomInDenial: that's better than going around touching people's faces.
MetalAttractor: does that mean I was the only one who she did that with??
BlindfoldOn: I couldn't resist, your Spanish accent just makes me wanna touch you 😳
BottomInDenial: that's my job
MetalAttractor: I AM MEXICAN!! THERE'S A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN SPANISH AND LATINO ACCENT! MetalAttractor: and ooooo that's kinky 7u7
BondageKink: God no...
Perfumes&Co: wait I'm pretty sure Joseph gave us Edgar's files before...
Cockroach: he did, but it's always nice to have some more pictures :)
Perfumes&Co: oh yea :D
Cockroach: anyways here he is! Cockroach:
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Rat: he kinda hawt ngl 😳✋
MailMan: he's so cute!!! :D
WheresMyMelanin: I once again feel 🌈gay🌈
QueenBee: I genuinely envyyour relationship
Rat: aw thanks sis
QueenBee: excluding the fact that one of you is a rat but--
Rat: don't be mean to Victor! >:0
MailMan: yeah! MailMan: wait wha D:
QueenBee: I hope you do realise I'm talking about you
Rat: me?? I am no rat :0
WheresMyMelanin: I literally caught you feeding the rats in the basement yesterday, Luca.
Rat: they were hungry okay??? Rat: and if I'm a rat, I'm proud to be one uwu
CoordinatingThemAll: You literally named yourself "Rat"
Rat: anyways
Asoup: I'm sorry but Asoup: I'm really not in the mood to have a snob living here with us...
TinyWand: you have all types of people here you could be annoyed with, and you chose the snob ?
Asoup: I can't help it!! Rich rats scare me... Asoup: These damn rich people...
DanceToForget: I don't judge. Everyone has their own pet hates 🤷♀️
Rat: and yet that kid made me go 🤰
BottomInDenial: I KNOW FOR A FACT YOU DID NOT JUST USE THAT EMOJI--
Rat: do you think he's poly? 👉👈
Drinkx3: *sigh* who knows???
Rat: I feel like I'm in an abusive relationship with all of you lol
WheresMyMelanin: if you felt that way you could've just told us, love :(
MailMan: yeah :(
Rat: NO WAIT GUYS I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOU--
CursesToCurse: I kind of understand Luca's point CursesToCurse: except that my relationship is more abusive towards Emily
EmilyDrier: Patricia, honey, we've talked about this. You still need to get your dental exam done... you're the only one left.
CursesToCurse: BUT IT HURTS!!!
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I got this guys GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: Patricia
CursesToCurse: ergh
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I give up
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Drinkx3: he gets offended with so little...
TerrorShockn't: it's in the nature of a clown
Drinkx3: I think I, as Patricia's bestie, can solve this dilemma u.u
CursesToCurse: no you can't, go away
Drinkx3: >:(
EmmaWoody: what are you so scared of?
CursesToCurse: I will literally get my numb mouth hung wide open, while being surrounded by dental drills and needles. And I can't see what the fuck is going on cuz I have a fucking light on my face. Hell if I know what she'll do while I'm in this obviously vulnerable position!
LuckyGay: okay she has a fair point ngl
Cockroach: honey, I can guarantee you that Emily won't do anything bad to you. Cockroach: do you want me to go with you?
CursesToCurse: if you insist 👉👈
EmilyDrier: the room is still open, wanna come in now?
CursesToCurse: if you leave my side for a millisecond, I will start screaming
