"Survivorsss"
MetalAttractor: I am officially ✨passing away✨
EmilyDrier: is everything okay, Norton?
MetalAttractor: Luca, you removed Martha from the gc, right?
Rat: I did what you told me, like the bitch I am OwO
MetalAttractor: weird kink but sure, anyways stuff happened
TotallyNotChloe: WHAT DOES MY BABY HAVE TO DO WITH ANYTHING???
EmmaWoody: YEAH WHAT HAPPENED TO THE CHILD???
SubNaib: I'm officially adopting the creature as my daughter UwU
EmilyDrier: REALLY???
CowardBrat: CONGRATULATIONS!!!
OwlLover: WE'RE SO HAPPY FOR YOU!!!
EatTheRich: CHILDREN????
DoraThe_Explorer: THAT'S AWESOME GUYS!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!
MetalAttractor: yeah Naib kinda begged for it
MetalAttractor: it was kinda hot, but I had to forget that I was horny so I could concentrate on the fact that we will now HAVE A DAUGHTER
SubNaib: HAHA! YOU WILL NOW HAVE NOT ONE, BUT TWO PEOPLE EATING YOUR CHEESE EVERYDAY, NORTON
MetalAttractor: dang it! I knew I should've made him think about it a bit more...
TotallyNotChloe: so, you want to adopt my child huh...
SubNaib: wh-
TotallyNotChloe: HUP HUP MERCENARY
SubNaib: YES SIR!
TotallyNotChloe: I have a couple of questions...
TotallyNotChloe: let's start off with something simple...
TotallyNotChloe: WHAT'S HER FAVORITE FOOD?
SubNaib: CRISPY TOAST WITH EXTRA CHEESE
TotallyNotChloe: WHAT'S HER FAVORITE SONG?
SubNaib: I WRITE SINS NOT TRAGEDIES
TotallyNotChloe: WHAT'S HER FAVORITE COLOR?
SubNaib: HA! THAT ONE'S A TRICK QUESTION!
SubNaib: SHE HAS TWO: WHITE, AND YELLOW
TotallyNotChloe:
TotallyNotChloe: yeah you passed.
SubNaib: that's it? Man, you're boring
TotallyNotChloe: OHOHOHOH BOY THAT WAS ONLY THE FIRST STAGE
TotallyNotChloe: HOW DO YOU CALM HER DOWN WHEN SHE'S ON HER PERIOD?
SubNaib: MAKE HER WATCH FOZEN 2, GIVE HER A BAG OF CHIPS AND A BLANKET, AND TURN OFF THE LIGHTS OF HER ROOM
CowardBrat: ✍watch✍Frozen 2✍blanket✍chips✍turn off✍lights✍
TotallyNotChloe: WHO'S HER TEEN CRUSH??
SubNaib: SHE HAS A CRUSH ON BOTH MEGAN FOX AND V FROM BTS
TotallyNotChloe: And finally...
TotallyNotChloe: who's her favorite hunter?
SubNaib: Again, a tricky one. She loves everyone somehow
TotallyNotChloe: Well you passed! :D
SubNaib: :D
EmilyDrier: so when are you telling her???
MetalAttractor: I- don't... know-
SubNaib: hm... dinner time?
Rat: mah gurl's gonna choke on her food-
TinyWand: that's exactly what we want!
SubNaib: NO
MetalAttractor: then dinner time it is!
TerrorShockn't: does Miss Nightingale know about this? Y'all are creating a freaking family here!
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: just bc you couldn't do that, don't try to make them feel bad ❤
DoraThe_Explorer: awwww babe you're a savage!
TinyWand: no, he's not. He just stated a fact.
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: >:(
SubNaib: she does know about it. She's the one taking care of the documents and stuff. Not like that matters but
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CoordinatingThemAll: WHAT IS GOING ON????
SubNaib: LUCA YOU SAID YOU REMOVED HER!!!!
Rat: I'M SORRY I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED!!!
CoordinatingThemAll: YOU'RE ADOPTING ME??????
SubNaib: well yes, that was supposed to be a surprise but this rat just has to ruin everything 🤡
CoordinatingThemAll: I'M GETTING DADDIES?????
MetalAttractor: APPARENTLY YES
CoordinatingThemAll: JSBDHDSJSHD DAD I'M COMING TO YOUR ROOM!!!
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SubNaib: brb gonna have my ribs snapped real quick-
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TerrorShockn't: t-the ribs?
EmilyDrier: the girl might be 17, but she's strong as fuck
DanceToForget: she once almost broke my leg, trying to get me to tell her where the food was-
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"DADDIES???"
"CHILD????"
"YEYYY :D"
Naib opened the door of his room to meet with Martha, who immediately yeeted herself onto his arms, causing them to fall to the floor.
Their hug was interrupted by a small cough on the other side of the door. Both of them looked back at Norton.
"Isn't it interesting? We are 10 years appart, and yet you're our daughter now."
"It's legal, so who cares??? Join the hug!!" Naib smiled on the floor.
The truth is, Martha and Norton were not close. Actually, they barely spoke to each other. That was, until a couple of months back when Naib and him got married. They started to talk more because apparently marriage makes stuff happen.
Still, Martha saw Norton as nothing more than a cool team mate, and same thing to him about her.
So when Martha smiled at him while crushing Naib's back, on the floor, and asked for him to join the 'family hug', he was more than shocked. He actually thought she was going to either reject him, or throw him out the window. Or both, but that's another scenario we don't talk about-
When Naib came up to him with the "Mission 'Adopting Martha Behamfil so we can have an insurance", he was far from being sure of that. It took a lot of begging from Naib's part, for him to actually agree. I mean, what did they have to lose? Nothing! They were young, wild, and bored.
Besides, it could be fun having someone to call 'his daughter'. BUT WELL, HE SURE DIDN'T PLANNED IT TO BE A 17 YEAR OLD COORDINATOR WHO'S STUCK WITH HIM IN A MANOR IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.
"Urgh, fine... I guess y'all are my little pog champs. C'mere!" He then threw himself onto them, crushing Naib even more.
Rip Naib's ribcage. 😩😭🖐
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