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The Birds And The Bees

"Huntersss"

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3am: guys I just witnessed something

Polaroid: Something happened, right?
Polaroid: We were watching the match on the screen, and you literally froze after you threw your webs on the Doctor.

That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3am: THE WOMAN IS HAVING A WHOLE ASS ORGASM TAKING THEM OFF
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3am: LIKE FR SHE MOANS SO DAMN LOUD

Lizzzard: not as loud as the Mercenary though

Girl_In_Red: we do not talk about that

UglySlenderman: These damn people have some weird ass kinks

ReasonWhyIHateKids: What's a kink?

ThemEyesRMad: Why do you have to make everything worse than it already is, Jack...
ThemEyesRMad: I think we should have this conversation with Robbie.

AnnaBanana: NO
AnnaBanana: HE'S TOO YOUNG AND INNOCENT FOR THAT

ThemEyesRMad: it's not like he's gonna grow anymore, the kid is dead. So why not?

AnnaBanana: And because of that, he will be a child forever. He does NOT need to have the s word as a CHILD

ReasonWhyIHateKids: what's the s word?

Snek: okay guys I got this

WangChu: no you don't

Snek: no I don't

WangChu: Let us handle this.
WangChu: Robbie, have you ever heard of the word "sex"?

ReasonWhyIHateKids: It sounds oddly familiar.
ReasonWhyIHateKids: I think uncle Jack always says that word when he's talking about Mr. Subedar.

LightningMcQueen: WHAT IN THE BORROWED TIME-

MooseHead_Wall: JACK OMFG

PennywiseOnCrack: Jack I swear to god, I think YOU need to learn about sex.
PennywiseOnCrack: specially about
PennywiseOnCrack: Joseph, wanna say it?

Polaroid: ✨consent✨

UglySlenderman: FUCK OFF GRANDPA

Gaysha: Joseph is literally younger than Wu Chang why is he the grandpa?

UglySlenderman: He's still old

Polaroid: YOU'RE TALKING LIKE YOU'RE SUPER YOUNG

Girl_In_Red: Guys you're losing track of the conversation

WangChu: Right
WangChu: Robbie, do you know what sex is, or what it is for?

ReasonWhyIHateKids: No, but is it fun? Since uncle Jack is always talking about it, it must be!

UglySlenderman: Oh it's really fun Robbie

ReasonWhyIHateKids: Can we try it together then, uncle Jack??

Girl_In_Red: NO

WangChu: NO

Snek: NO UH-UH NO

UglySlenderman: I might not be the best creature on Earth, but THAT'S something I won't agree on doing.

ReasonWhyIHateKids: :(

WangChu: See, Robbie: when two people love each other, they want to get closer, so they have sex.
WangChu: Usually people have sex when they want to have a baby, but sometimes they do it because they just want to!
WangChu: And that's where the "kink" story comes in.
WangChu: A kink is when you want to have more fun during sex.

ReasonWhyIHateKids: But how does it work?

WangChu: And now I shall pass the microphone to Michiko.

Gaysha: Why me??

Polaroid: Like you don't know.

Gaysha: Alright...
Gaysha: Robbie, keep in mind that all types of couples can have sex. From a man with a woman, to two men or two women. Whoever is your special other. And sometimes they don't even need to be a couple! But it's always important that you're both okay doing it.

Polaroid: See Jack?
Polaroid: IT'S IMPORTANT THAT YOU'RE BOTH OKAY DOING IT

UglySlenderman: IEBEIRHEUEHRI

ReasonWhyIHateKids: Seems legit. But still, how does it work?

Gaysha: Leo, did you have this talk with Miss Woods?

Stitches: Don't look at me on this!
Stitches: And no, I didn't.

Gaysha: Okay well. Here's how sex works
Gaysha: But before that
Gaysha: Robbie, you're way too young to do this. Don't let anybody touch your body where it feels uncomfy and weird. Specially on your no-no square.
Gaysha: Do you remember where the no-no square is?

ReasonWhyIHateKids: Yes!

Gaysha: Good. Don't let ANYBODY touch you there. If it happens, I want you to tell me or any of the other hunters right away, okay?

ReasonWhyIHateKids: Okiiee

Gaysha: Now, here's how sex works
Gaysha: Oh no it's 3 o'clock! Time for the match!

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WangChu: mf...

UglySlenderman: Can you let me talk to him?

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UglySlenderman: Okay! Jeez no need to be rude...

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