Kids, the beings from Hell

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"Survivorsss"

CursesToCurse: Y'ALL I KID YOU NOT
CursesToCurse: I JUST HEARD ROBBIE SAYING THE SCARIEST SHIT EVER
CursesToCurse: AND THE FACT THAT IT CAME FROM A CHILD MAKES IT EVEN CREEPIER

BondageKink: what did he say?

CursesToCurse: aight so I was passing by the hunters side of the manor so I could go to the kitchen
CursesToCurse: and I heard this conversation between Michiko and Robbie
CursesToCurse: he was like "do you know why babies can't talk?"

Rat: Because they're stupid?

Asoup: I refuse to believe you just said that

Rat: :) now don't be so salty Aesop

Asoup: I will kill your friends and family

Rat: You're gonna kill yourself?? You're gonna kill everyone in this manor??

Asoup: that's sad

CursesToCurse: MOVING ON
CursesToCurse: and Michiko was like "because they haven't learnt it yet"
CursesToCurse: AND THE KID GOES "BECAUSE THEY STILL KNOW TOO MUCH"

CoordinatingThemAll: BRUH THIS IS THE REASON WHY I DON'T WANT KIDS

DanceToForget: IS THE CHILD OKAY??

OwlLover: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING THAT??

BottomInDenial: Istg when children were created, God wasn't in the conference.
BottomInDenial: Only Satan and his demons were there
BottomInDenial: God and the angels went on a family vacation

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: Bruh y'all gays don't need to worry about having kids, so lucky 🙄

Drinkx3: and so do you.
Drinkx3: no one wants to have sex with you, Kreacher.

TerrorShockn't: oof

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: same to you man, look at you, you look like a beaver :/

TerrorShockn't: but I still got the 🐱

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: "/

LuckyGay: Just don't have sex y'all 🤡

BondageKink: but we need to keep humanity going
BondageKink: it's nature
BondageKink: we need to ✨multiply✨

WheresMyMelanin: I don't know if you've noticed, Kevin
WheresMyMelanin: but we are trapped in a manor.
WheresMyMelanin: you're basically saying we need to build a new society
WheresMyMelanin: there are almost 8 billion people in this world
WheresMyMelanin: why do we have to care about reproduction :^

MailMan: Therefore, your argument doesn't make sence, Kevin :(

BlindfoldOn: Besides, who says we want to keep humanity going? 🤡

BondageKink: y'all are gonna end the world :/

DaVinky: And I'll do it again 😘✌🏻

BondageKink: I hate this generation

Dora_TheExplorer: Okay Chad, anyways
Dora_TheExplorer: did you guys hear about the new skins?

BlindfoldOn: PLEASE KILL ME I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH IT

EmmaWoody: JOSEPH LOOKS LIKE FREAKING GEORGE WASHINGTON

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: my skin is not that bad :/

Asoup: :/

EmilyDrier: :/

Rat: :/
Rat: so
Rat: let's set the skins subject aside

CowardBrat: moral of the story: don't have kids

Sonic: yep

QueenBee: you're the ones to say it :|

Perfumes&Co: I don't have to worry about that cuz I'm ✨single✨

OwlLover: yes you are

Perfumes&Co: if only there was someone out there who could love me...👀

OwlLover: I'm sure you'll find the right person soon

Perfumes&Co: God damn it Eli

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