"Survivorsss"
CursesToCurse: Y'ALL I KID YOU NOT
CursesToCurse: I JUST HEARD ROBBIE SAYING THE SCARIEST SHIT EVER
CursesToCurse: AND THE FACT THAT IT CAME FROM A CHILD MAKES IT EVEN CREEPIERBondageKink: what did he say?
CursesToCurse: aight so I was passing by the hunters side of the manor so I could go to the kitchen
CursesToCurse: and I heard this conversation between Michiko and Robbie
CursesToCurse: he was like "do you know why babies can't talk?"Rat: Because they're stupid?
Asoup: I refuse to believe you just said that
Rat: :) now don't be so salty Aesop
Asoup: I will kill your friends and family
Rat: You're gonna kill yourself?? You're gonna kill everyone in this manor??
Asoup: that's sad
CursesToCurse: MOVING ON
CursesToCurse: and Michiko was like "because they haven't learnt it yet"
CursesToCurse: AND THE KID GOES "BECAUSE THEY STILL KNOW TOO MUCH"CoordinatingThemAll: BRUH THIS IS THE REASON WHY I DON'T WANT KIDS
DanceToForget: IS THE CHILD OKAY??
OwlLover: ARE YOU SERIOUSLY ASKING THAT??
BottomInDenial: Istg when children were created, God wasn't in the conference.
BottomInDenial: Only Satan and his demons were there
BottomInDenial: God and the angels went on a family vacationGuyWhoStoleMyPS4: Bruh y'all gays don't need to worry about having kids, so lucky 🙄
Drinkx3: and so do you.
Drinkx3: no one wants to have sex with you, Kreacher.TerrorShockn't: oof
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: same to you man, look at you, you look like a beaver :/
TerrorShockn't: but I still got the 🐱
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: "/
LuckyGay: Just don't have sex y'all 🤡
BondageKink: but we need to keep humanity going
BondageKink: it's nature
BondageKink: we need to ✨multiply✨WheresMyMelanin: I don't know if you've noticed, Kevin
WheresMyMelanin: but we are trapped in a manor.
WheresMyMelanin: you're basically saying we need to build a new society
WheresMyMelanin: there are almost 8 billion people in this world
WheresMyMelanin: why do we have to care about reproduction :^MailMan: Therefore, your argument doesn't make sence, Kevin :(
BlindfoldOn: Besides, who says we want to keep humanity going? 🤡
BondageKink: y'all are gonna end the world :/
DaVinky: And I'll do it again 😘✌🏻
BondageKink: I hate this generation
Dora_TheExplorer: Okay Chad, anyways
Dora_TheExplorer: did you guys hear about the new skins?BlindfoldOn: PLEASE KILL ME I CAN'T KEEP UP WITH IT
EmmaWoody: JOSEPH LOOKS LIKE FREAKING GEORGE WASHINGTON
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: my skin is not that bad :/
Asoup: :/
EmilyDrier: :/
Rat: :/
Rat: so
Rat: let's set the skins subject asideCowardBrat: moral of the story: don't have kids
Sonic: yep
QueenBee: you're the ones to say it :|
Perfumes&Co: I don't have to worry about that cuz I'm ✨single✨
OwlLover: yes you are
Perfumes&Co: if only there was someone out there who could love me...👀
OwlLover: I'm sure you'll find the right person soon
Perfumes&Co: God damn it Eli
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