Part of this chapter was inspired in Prosecutor_Miah 's idea ^^
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"Survivorsss"
TotallyNotChloe: wow this match was amazing!
TotallyNotChloe: Luchino did so well and yet we all escaped!Sonic: if Naib didn't take so long on the chair, we could've lost him.
EmilyDrier: Yeah Naib the fact that you take forever on the chair it's impressive!
BottomInDenial: I used to eat mines for breakfast, that thing is nothing for me.
MetalAttractor: y-you what...
BottomInDenial: no- hun- not an actual mine-
MetalAttractor: a mine might be a big place but it can kill so easily...
Balls_InMyFace: there there Norton
MetalAttractor: I miss my friends :(
1 participant is now online.
Rat: Y'ALL I'M TAKING DANCE CLASSES :D
EmmaWoody: BRUH WHAT-
Rat: MISS NIGHTINGALE ASKED MARY TO TEACH ME CLASSIC DANCE! AND HERE I AM!
WheresMyMelanin: oh yeah for your new emote!
Rat: :D
MailMan: babe, can I dance with you one of these days? ♡3♡
Rat: please do.
QueenBee: I want a dance too ò3ó
Rat: shut up flower pollinator.
DaVinky: I wanna learn how to dance too :(
Rat: Dance with me, and I'll gladly teach you UwU
QueenBee: *sigh
CowardBrat: also, is it just me, or after dinner I heard WAP blasting in Jack's room?
CursesToCurse: I'm sorry w h a t
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"Huntersss"
ReasonWhyIHateKids: Uncles, aunties, what is a wet ass pussy?
Girl_In_Red: ROBBIE DON'T SAY THAT!
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: WHO TAUGHT YOU THOSE WORDS?!
Gaysha: I'm not feeling so well...
UglySlenderman: Robbie, you can't say those words.
ReasonWhyIHateKids: but I heard it coming from your room!
Polaroid: w h a t
UglySlenderman: I hate children.
Gaysha: JACK I'M GONNA SLICE YOUR D OFF
UglySlenderman: oh yes mommy
Girl_In_Red: EW
Snek: Robbie, you can't say everything uncle Jack listens to or says, okay? You know he's a butt head.
ReasonWhyIHateKids: okay...
ReasonWhyIHateKids:
ReasonWhyIHateKids: but why would a pussy be wet? Is it taking a bath?ThemEyesRMad: Robbie, I think it's time for you to go to sleep.
ReasonWhyIHateKids: But I'm dead, uncle Burke!
ThemEyesRMad: yes yes I'm old too and I'm still in here. Deal with it.
WangChu: Robbie, if you ever say those words again, no more playtime with uncle Xie. Understood?
ReasonWhyIHateKids: okay...
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Girl_In_Red: I think I'm going to sleep too... today was exhausting. I had to teach Mr Balsa classic dance the whole afternoon.
WangChu: is he any good at least?
Girl_In_Red: I mean, he is. He was a nobel, after all. You can say it's in his blood. But he still stepped on me everytime and I think most of those were on purpose.
UglySlenderman: ngl I would do that too.
Girl_In_Red: :/
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