DM from DaVinky to CowardBrat.
DaVinky: hey.
CowardBrat: Hello, fellow human. How can I help you in this fine morning?
DaVinky: I request that you add me to the female virtual gathering. It does not need to be for long, I just recall help from my fellow cis women.
CowardBrat: Very well, my fine partner. Please, wait a moment.
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"Survivorsss♀️"
CowardBrat added DaVinky.
QueenBee: I don't want to be rude, but this group is ✨exclusive✨ for human beings that fully identify with the vagina gender
DaVinky: I know, I know. I wanted to ask yall a favor.
EmmaWoody: oh boy, am I all ears 👂👂👂👂👂
DaVinky: please, don't tell the guys about this. I kind of want to keep it to myself.
Cockroach: spill the tea, royalty.
DaVinky: do... do any of you...
DaVinky:
DaVinky: do any of you girls have a skirt that wouldn't mind lending me for a day?DanceToForget: OOOOOOOO
CoordinatingThemAll: OHHHHH ACTUAL ROYALTY
EmilyDrier: YASSSS
CursesToCurse: I HAVE PLENTY!!! YOU COULD TRY ON A FEW OF THEM!!!
Cockroach: babe, you already use Naib as your personal mannequin for hairstyles. Do you need another person? 😂
CursesToCurse: it is never enough.
DaVinky: alright then, I'll be on my way to your room. I'll be as sneaky as a mouse.
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"Survivorsss"
Rat: I'm booooreeeedddd
TinyWand: looks like a *you* problem
CowardBrat: omg same, I think I'm gonna eat smt
EmilyDrier: Tracy, we've talked about this
EmilyDrier: what do you say when you're hungry?CowardBrat:
CowardBrat: I'm not hungry, I'm just bored...Asoup: the fact that you had to come up with that...
MetalAttractor: what're yall up to?
OwlLover: watching Netflix
DoraThe_Explorer: waiting for match
Asoup: crying and questioning my life choices
CursesToCurse: having a fashion show with Ed🚗
WheresMyMelanin: OH?
MailMan: well, I'm online now
Rat: so uh
Rat: for research purposes
Rat: what kind of fashion show is that?CursesToCurse: they made me promise I wouldn't tell the boys, I must repect their choices...
CursesToCurse: We're trying skirts on.WheresMyMelanin: *dies cutely*
Rat: may I pass by? U.U
Rat: I promise I'll make it look like it wasn't planned at all OwOCursesToCurse: no❤
EmmaWoody: can I pass by? I wanna see them pretty skirts o.o
CursesToCurse: come on in, honey <3
Rat: OH COME ON!!
MailMan: NOT FAIR!!!
MailMan:SubNaib: JWHSJSJDDJE
EmilyDrier: VICTOR AUDBJEHD
WheresMyMelanin: BABE STOP WE'VE TALKED ABOUT THIS 😭😭😭
MailMan: :(((
MailMan: Edgar in a skirt, Edgar in a skirt, Edgar in a-QueenBee: It's just a skirt... jeez, yall gays are a different breed...
Drinkx3: GET OUT OF THE CLOSET MELLY
TinyWand: OUT YOU GO
Rat: NO! LET HER STAY THERE
MailMan: 🤺BACK IN🤺IN I SAY🤺
QueenBee: I'm only gay for Emma 🥵🥵
EmmaWoody: omg queen 🥵🥵🥵🏳️🌈
Rat: SO ARE YOU GONNA LET ME SEE 👀
CursesToCurse: NO LUCA, STOP BEING ANNOYING
Rat: ijustwantedtoseemypartnerinaskirtbutiguessidonthavethatrightanymore:/
MailMan: samelikeitsjustaskirt🙄
WheresMyMelanin: all of a sudden they forgot what space was
Rat: Ḏ̸̙̱̋̉̈́̾͠ͅͅo̴̡͇̻͂̎̔͝ͅ ̵̬̚͝ȳ̸̭̇̓̎ȍ̸͕̳̖̠̺̾̓u̷̢̪̗̫̰̿͋́̕̚ ̸̧̙̠͌̑͒̌p̸̢̨̝̎ŗ̸͔̣͎̈́͌̋̊ͅě̷̘̳̲̰͉̂̇̏̅f̶̘̖͐̌ė̴̱͋͝ṙ̵̩͕̫̭̘̊ ̷̪͔͉͈́̕ī̸͇t̵͉̳͗͗̈́̎͠ ̵̤͙͑̈́̕͝l̵̩̰͈̦͐̇í̴̧̯̘̮̑̔̿k̵̳̙̖̜͌͗̆e̶͕̣͆͒̃͝ ̶̨̯͙͍̐̆̀t̷͈͎̖̽͒̀͋h̵̨̛̯̱͚͒̒̈́̈́i̷̺͇͑̑̈́s̵͇͚̲̿̈́͠?̸͇͎̾
EatTheRich: I am so scared.
Sonic: it's fine, they're just either high or had a couple of Monster drinks.
CowardBrat: why do we still buy those anyways?
MailMan: B̴͕̼͇̝̳̖̠̜̊͌e̴̥̠͒͐̽̃͊͗́c̵̜͍̼̼̘̞̼̖̿̐̈́͋̃̑̋͜a̸̪͓͓̻̰̜͔̫͆̿̐̌ṷ̸̧̲͕͇̬̳̋͌͌͂̓͝s̷͎͍̺̈ë̷̞̱̰̫̻͍́̏̋̓ ̵̢̮̯̯̜̅i̴̙̹͂ț̴̢̫̲̰̬̫̗̰̇̈́̅'̴̭̫̘̟̖̋̂͋͊͌͑̒͒̚͜s̴̗̗͚̞̕ ̴̢̛̭̠̮̘̣̦̭̐͠ǧ̶̪̩̞́̽́̈́͑̚͝͝o̴̱͚̬͔͙̻͎̹͑̇̆͑̀̐o̶̢̟̞̜̖͖͒̓d̸͖̻͋͑̔̕
EatTheRich: the fuck is going on.
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