IDV groupchat

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Y'all this is another character study for Luca and it's kinda angsty. So if you're having a nice day, and you don't want my angsty brain of a writer to ruin it, wait for tomorrow cuz there's gonna be a chapter for Freddy's birthday. And oh boy...
TW for self-esteem issues and self-shame

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"Survivorsss"

Asoup: YOU FUCKING TWINK 💔

DaVinky: *sigh*... what now?

CursesToCurse: HDVSHDHDH THE FACT THAT YOU KNEW HE WAS TALKING TO YOU

DaVinky: who else got mistaken as a girl by the fandom?

Asoup: I DHJSJDHDD YOU

DaVinky: ly too✌

Asoup: IEJEDJDJIDHWODB
Asoup: wihddisjdj
Asoup: ...
Asoup:
Asoup: I cannot.

DaVinky: you're gonna tell me what I did or...

Asoup: STOP SEDUCING MY MAN

DaVinky: Joseph?

Asoup: YES

DaVinky: pfft I'm not seducing anyone bro, you can chill

Asoup: YOU WINKED AT HIM

DaVinky: yeah Aesop, we all blink.

SubNaib: is someone jealous?

Asoup: NO I'M JUST FURIOUS

DaVinky: aw that's adorable

Asoup: HDJWJSBDJS

Rat: Ed🚗 would never seduce anyone
Rat: first, because no one deserves them

DaVinky: correct

Rat: second, because they have better things to do than seducing an old af man who is somehow already dating a depressed embalmer 🥝

Asoup:
Asoup: I can't legally argue against that

MailMan: BABE PLS WHY DO YOU SOUND SO CHILL😭

Rat: cuz I got used to it lmao

MetalAttractor: LMFAO USED TO WHAT

Rat: to these kinds of things lol🤺

Drinkx3: develop💃

Rat: like okay
Rat: it's more than obvious that I don't deserve none of my partners 🏊‍♂️
Rat: for that exact reason, I got used to the fact that they can just break up with me whenever they want and get another person 🧚‍♂️
Rat: and because of that, I'm aware of them signs🛀
Rat: so trust me when I tell you that mah pal Ed🚗 is not trynna fuck yo man 🤸‍♂️

Cockroach: that is just sad 🧗‍♀️

SubNaib: why🤷‍♂️ are🦶 we👀 speaking👄 in👾 emojis😼

WheresMyMelanin: woah okay there's a lot to unpack here 📦
WheresMyMelanin: what makes you think we would just drop you? 🤳

Rat: look at me.
Rat: now look at you.
Rat: there it is 😀

EatTheRich: woah bro you're really cool, what makes you think that kind of stuff?

Rat: shush Ganji you just came
Rat: and no, that was not an intended sexual joke 🤰

EatTheRich: for that exact reason. I just arrived and I can already tell how amazing you are

Rat: AMAZING HE SAYS AIDHSJSN

MailMan: he's not lying, babe

Rat: Vic, I love you, but look at the facts.
Rat: I killed a man. I was sentenced to hang. I am a rat🐿

QueenBee: that's... that's not a rat-

Rat: I am ✨trash✨ compared to you

WheresMyMelanin: do you think we like to hear you say that stuff about yourself?

Rat: no, Andrew. I really don't. But it's a fact.🥑

DaVinky: FACT MY ASS🥑🥑🥑🥑

CowardBrat: DOES ANYONE WANT POPCORN???

FiveOfMeButBritish: EACH DAY THE TEA GETS HOTTER ☕

BlindfoldOn: Luca, you are worth so much more than you think. I mean, you are our personal hacker, our giggles when there's anything but that, you are part of the glue of this group.

Rat: look, I'm not trynna fishing for compliments
Rat: but think with me
Rat: Andrew is a babey that, despite his past, we need to protect at all costs, right?

DoraThe_Explorer: indeed indeed...

Rat: Victor is the kindest man alive with a heart made out of gold, right?

EmmaWoody: definitely!

Rat: and where do I even start with Ed🚗?! Look at them!
Rat: these people could be dating smart, rich ass people, with unimaginable powers and talents, and instead they're dating a light bulb with iron deficiency 💡

EmilyDrier: YOU HAVE IRON DEFICIENCY?!?!

LuckyGay: THAT IS NOT THE POINT EMILY

WheresMyMelanin: but we don't want smart people with power, we want you!

SubNaib: YOU JUST CALLED HIM DUMB😭😭

DaVinky: are we not gonna talk about the fact that you're literally a genius? Not everyone is able to become known as "the town's inventor", y'know?

Rat: yeah, and not everyone is able to become "the man who killed the only person, who tried to make him better, because of irreversible brain damage"

EmilyDrier: Luca, come on, you know that we all love you a lot

Rat: I never said that doe🤸‍♂️ just face it, guys
Rat: Angels like them can't fly down to hell with me.

Asoup: WE'RE ALL GOING TO HELL, WHAT'S YOUR POINT AJDHJDD

Rat: IT'S AN EXPRESSION MAN, I'M TRYNNA BE DRAMATIC

MailMan: AND IT'S WORKING BECAUSE I WANNA HUG YOU NOW, WHAT THE HELL BABE

WheresMyMelanin: OPEN THE FUCKING DOOR RIGHT NOW, OR ELSE I SWEAR I'M GONNA BREAK IT

CoordinatingThemAll: DO IT DO IT DO IT

LuckyGay: YES PLEASE BREAK THE DOOR SO WE CAN GET AN INSURANCE

Rat: THE HELL MAN STOP ACTUALLY BREAKING MY DOOR

WheresMyMelanin: I WON'T STOP UNTIL YOU SAY OUT LOUD THAT YOU'RE A CUTIE PIE

Rat: FINE I GIVE I GIVE I'M CUTE AS FUCK NOW STOP IT

Asoup: okay, let's not exaggerate.