"Survivorsss♂️ (and ⚧ now)"
MetalAttractor: WHY IS THERE BLOOD ON THE SINK??!?
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: uhhh that might've been me
SubNaib: WHO THE HELL DID YOU KILL IN HERE???! BANE??
TinyWand: that was Kreacher trying to shave
TinyWand: that shit always happens
LuckyGay: HOW ABOUT YOU CLEAN THE BLOOD??
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4:
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: now why would I do that?
LuckyGay: IT'S COMMON DECENCY
LuckyGay: IT'S CALLED HYGIENE AS WELL
LuckyGay: You are pathetic...
Rat: That happened to me the first time I tried to shave too
MailMan: nice, so I wasn't the only one
DoraThe_Explorer: The first three times were like that for me as well
DaVinky: wait, y'all are growing facial hair?!
DaVinky: WHY THE HELL DOES MY FACE LOOK SO CLEAN AT THE AGE OF 20???
SubNaib: Be happy about it, you don't have to shave.
WheresMyMelanin: speaking of shaving
WheresMyMelanin: has anyone seen the disposable razors?
TerrorShockn't: uhhhh top shelf if I'm not mistaken
DaVinky: one day, I'm gonna grow facial hair and I'll be the manliest person alive
FiveOfMeButBritish: Edgar, you're an artist. That, itself, is self explanatory.
DaVinky: that is so stereotypical...
Rat: Besides babe, look at you. You don't have either the structure or the height to be called "the manliest person alive"
Rat: and that's okay
WheresMyMelanin: yeah we love you like that!
MailMan: yeah! You're tiny and babey!
DaVinky: that's cute and shit, but it didn't make me feel better :/
DaVinky: actually, it just went away from the whole point
TerrorShockn't: Also, I thought you wanted to be gender neutral? Isn't beard like... a men's thing?
DaVinky: The fandom mistakes me as girl all the time, even though they know more than well that I was born a boy. Although I want to confuse people with my gender, that however, does not imply them concluding I'm the wrong gender.
SubNaib: so not like a "are you a boy or a girl", but more like a "what the hell are you" thing.
DaVinky: exactly.
Balls_InMyFace: Anyways, do yall wanna have a shaving session OwO?
OwlLover: yeah sure!
Asoup: why not
TinyWand: the girls have sleepovers, and we have shaving facial hair collectively
Rat: let's do it!
Rat: but Ed🚗 is not allowed in
1 participant is now offline.
Rat: BABE I WAS KIDDING COME BACK SUDHSJSHS
Sonic: I shaved yesterday doe :/
SubNaib: you can be our judge
MetalAttractor: IS THIS A COMPETITION OR SMT?
SubNaib: if it wasn't before, it is now.
DoraThe_Explorer: Let's see which one of you shaves first without slicing their faces open!
Sonic: what about you, though?
DoraThe_Explorer: oh, I like my beard!
TinyWand: Kreacher needs to shave again.
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: I SHAVED LIKE 30 MINUTES AGO???
TinyWand: yeah and it already looks like you've grown pubes on your face
FiveOfMeButBritish: bruh the girls must have such normal convos compared to us
MetalAttractor: nah I witnessed it myself. I caught Mags and Tracy talking about either using socks or toilet paper to fill their bras.
MetalAttractor: like a "which one makes my chest look bigger" thing
Sonic: they do that??! My whole life is complete lie!!
SubNaib: yeah... also, they have a lot of conversations about which hunter would be best to fuck. Don't ask how I found out.
MetalAttractor: they invited you to one of their sleepovers, right?
SubNaib:
SubNaib: yes but that doesn't matter.
MetalAttractor: so... which one did you pick?
SubNaib:
SubNaib: If I say 'Norton Campbell', am I spared?
MetalAttractor: watch your tongue, Subedar. Choose carefully.
SubNaib:
SubNaib: I said WuChang, please spare me babe, I don't want a divorce
MetalAttractor:
MetalAttractor: Honestly? Same. You're safe.
Asoup: really? I'd say Joseph, but I'd know 👀
OwlLover: Nah Hastur is like the best
OwlLover: It's like Tentacle Hentai irl
LuckyGay: THIS CONVERSATION TOOK A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT TURN
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