"Huntersss"
Girl_In_Red: HAPPY BRITHDAY QUEEN!!!
Gaysha: Happy birthday gurl!!!
Snek: OMG HAPPY BIRTHDAY HUNN
UglySlenderman: who?
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: thanks guys!!
UglySlenderman: oh it's your birthday?
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: yeah-
UglySlenderman: damn, you're old
Pervy: Happy birthday!
LightningMcQueen: GURL IM GONNA CUDDLE YOU SOMEHOW, AND THEN WE'LL WATCH A MOVIE, AND THEN WE'LL BAKE A CAKE TOGETHER, AND IT'S GONNA BE AWESOME!! ILY SO MUCHHHH
That1SpiderInMyRoomAt3AM: thanks girlieee
Polaroid: me and Miss Reznik baked a cake! Does anyone want some?
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"Survivorsss"
CowardBrat: does anyone want cake?
SubNaib: why is there cake?
CowardBrat: it's Violetta's birthday!
CursesToCurse: HUH
WheresMyMelanin: OH GOD
Sonic: YOU'RE TELLING ME SHE'S GONNA BE MATCHING WITH US ALL DAY?!
CowardBrat: yeah that's basically it
EatTheRich: I'm sorry, who?
MailMan: the Soul Weaver! You know, the gigantic spider!
EatTheRich: the what
MailMan: oh yea! She's the really big, fat, tall, spider.
EatTheRich: I have arachnophobia
Sonic: OOF
LuckyGay: PFFT DEAL WITH IT
Cockroach: cmonnn I'm sure it's not that bad...
EatTheRich: the last time I saw a spider I lost track of time and space, and fainted ;-;
Cockroach: w-well... Violetta is really sweet! Maybe she can talk to you, and you'll see you don't have to be scared!
EatTheRich: even so- I'll have a gigantic spider chasing me down during a whole match... I don't think I can endure that...
LuckyGay: I can try to talk to Miss Nightingale and have her spare you from matches with Violetta...
EatTheRich: that'd be awesome... thanks...
Cockroach: but seriously! Come with us, and go meet her! You'll see she's really nice!
EatTheRich: I can try...
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"Survivorsss"
EatTheRich: nah bro I can't do this shit...
Sonic: come on, man!! She's really cool!
EatTheRich: that thing is monstrous!!
CowardBrat: just come a bit closer!
TotallyNotChloe: a bit more...
SubNaib: you're doing great, Ganji!
EatTheRich:
EatTheRich: GOD DAMN IT I THINK I'M GONNA PASS OUT-
QueenBee: you know what? Let me talk to her about it! I'm sure she'll understand!
EatTheRich: you're friends with her?
QueenBee: yeah we're really close, actually! Brb!
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"Come on, Ganji! She says she won't hurt you!"
"There was a possibility that she'd hurt me???!"
"Only when she gets really mad-"
"You're not helping, Freddy..." Tracy glared at the man.
"Hey! You're Mr Gupta, right?!" Violetta asked, coming in the room.
Ganji's face went pale and he couldn't move. What a great day to be alive 😀
"H- hhh- hI..." he barely wheezed.
"Hehe! Don't need to be scared! See? I don't bite!" Violetta said, as she smiled at him.
Ganji's expression seemed to relax when one of Violetta's prostheses was offered for him to shake. He shook her 'hand' and smiled at her.
"Huh... this isn't so bad."
The others smiled in pride when they realized Ganji was enduring it well.
"But don't get too comfortable! I will stab you with my prostheses during matches! But it will be fine! After all, you have a great doctor at your service!" Violetta smirked playfully.
"Aww stop it, Violetta! You're too kind!" Emily smiled at her.
"Well, that's great info! So, how old are you?"
"I don't... quite remember... but I guarantee you! I'm still young enough to go stabby-stabby when I need to!"
Both Ganji and Violetta laughed. Except Ganji was laughing so he wouldn't cry :D
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