The crack is on fire here.
EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE
They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀
A lot of adult jokes!!!
(Seriously, a lot of them)
Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈
Luca is coming after yall's knees.
I'm...
Gaysha: And now I want an explanation, Leo. Gaysha:
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Stitches: so Miss Behamfil and Mr Subedar called me because they wanted to match. More like a custom match. Stitches: And I was bored so I agreed
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: why would they want to match at 3 am?
Stitches: Miss Behamfil wanted Mr Subedar to help her train her aim.
Girl_In_Red: The girl really wants to improve her aim damn
Polaroid: makes sense I guess Polaroid: they were both in war so Polaroid: Mr Subedar could be a good teacher
UglySlenderman: I thought Mr Subedar and Mr Campbell were dating? 🙄
Snek: They are. Your point?
UglySlenderman: isn't it obvious?
Snek: no because Miss Behamfil is like 17 and Mr Subedar is like 35... Snek: it's literally ✨illegal✨
UglySlenderman: nah the girl is not that young-
Snek: oh yes stripper she is Snek: for a reason Miss Bourbon doesn't give her Dovlin to her
UglySlenderman: because she has a gun?
Snek: I was gonna say because she's a minor but that works too-
PennywiseOnCrack: LMFAO you can't get drunk with a sip on a drink asiehiwsb
Lizzzard: the girl carries a gun with her let's not take risks- Lizzzard: the survivors only need us to attack them Lizzzard: they don't need the 17 year old with a gun to do that
ReasonWhyIHateKids: why can Miss Behamfil have a gun and I can't? :(
LightningMcQueen: Because you're 6 Robbie...
Stitches: With what I've seen, Jack, their relationship is just like an older brother/younger sister one. Mr Subedar yells at her everytime she does something wrong, as small as it might be. And Miss Behamfil won't rest until she gets a complement from the mercenary.
UglySlenderman: you call that older brother/younger sister relationship? UglySlenderman: I would say general/soldier
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: ISHAOSHEOSH
Polaroid: I have to agree with Jack on this one.
UglySlenderman: See? Even the grandpa knows it.
Polaroid: Because I had a brother, not because I want to take your side.
WangChu: HA
UglySlenderman: >:(
Stitches: Still, I've seen how they get along when they are not training or in matches. If you didn't know their backstories, you would totally say they are siblings.
UglySlenderman: whatever you say man, I still have Polaroid on my side
Polaroid: no, no, he has a point, Jack
UglySlenderman: :v
AnnaBanana: so you're telling me that Mr Subedar gets a whole PTSD panic attack with the beeping of the cipher machines and the toaster, but not with a gun? AnnaBanana: ✨logic✨
ThemEyesRMad: Maybe because he has Miss Behamfil there with him?
ReasonWhyIHateKids: But isn't Mr Subedar older than Miss Behamfil? Shouldn't he protect her instead?
Gaysha: That is not important, Robbie. You can protect your friends regardless of their age :)
ReasonWhyIHateKids: But Mr Subedar is a man :0
Girl_In_Red: A man can be scared too, Robbie :) Girl_In_Red: Just because you're a boy, doesn't mean you can't have feelings.
ReasonWhyIHateKids: oooooo
Stitches: I think Burke is right. I remember that when they matched for the first time, Miss Behamfil helped Mr Subedar calm down after he decoded his first cipher machine. Stitches: He's doing better now anyways so...
Gaysha: I just wanna know when the hell will Miss Zelle give me my personalized music box
Girl_In_Red: excuse me Girl_In_Red: a what
Gaysha: She promised me she would paint one for me :)
