"Survivorsss"
4 participants are now online.
Rat: We're here bitchesss
CowardBrat: We just watched the promotion video! You four looked so cuteee
DaVinky: Are you saying we don't look cute on the daily basis?
CowardBrat: nooooo
CowardBrat: I mean, at least you do but-
MailMan: hey! >:(
SubNaib: nah yall just rats
SubNaib: yall belong with the cheese 🧀
CoordinatingThemAll: omg ily dad
SubNaib: love you too sweety <3
CowardBrat: 🪕🪕sweet home Alabama...
Rat: also can we talk about the fact that Ed🚗 was wearing a crop top during the filming??
MailMan: and I thought I couldn't get gayer
WheresMyMelanin: SAME HERE BUDDY WE'RE ON THE SAME BOAT
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Drinkx3: YALL IT'S A BOY
Rat: We know he is a boy, that's why we're saying we're gay duh
Drinkx3: NO, THE BABY
Rat: yes, Eds is a baby too. What's your point?
TotallyNotChloe: SHE'S TALKING ABOUT HER CHILD DUMBASS
Rat: oooooo yes that makes more sense
Sonic: What are yall gonna call him??
Drinkx3:
Drinkx3: good question-
MetalAttractor: YOU DIDN'T THINK ABOUT THAT??!
FiveOfMeButBritish: honestly, no
Rat: fair enough
EmilyDrier: two more months to go ^^
SubNaib: already?! Damn that was fast...
Drinkx3: What can I say? I'm speeeeedddd
Rat: Why don't we call him Rat Jr???!
LuckyGay: Luca, don't.
Cockroach: I have an idea! Why don't we gather in the living room, write down a cute name for the baby separately, and then Demi and Jose take one of the papers by luck, and the one that they choose it's the name for the baby!
Drinkx3: and here I was thinking this would be a moment with meaning, no it's just a bunch of rats writing down random names 😂
Cockroach: you have a better idea mommy?
Drinkx3: I had a name in mind but we can try your idea!
DanceToForget: alright! Everyone in the living room now!
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"So I'm gonna deliver yall mini papers-"
"Awwwww mini paperssss"
"Yes Melly. Anyways, write down a cute name for the baby! Remember that names like "Tiny Rat" or "Failed Abortion Jr" are out of the game. Yes Luca, I'm looking at you."
Fiona then proceeded to give everyone tiny bits of paper. As they would receive them, they would start writing.
"Is Fabio included in those names?"
"Of course it is. Who in their sane mind would name their child Fabio??"
"Yes."
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"Do you think this is a good idea, Demi?"
"Honestly meh. But I mean, they're not attached to their phones and are actually doing something so... whatever, I take what I can get, Jose."
"Does that mean you have a name in mind?"
"Yep. Do you?"
"Honestly no. So I'm happy you got one."
"I'm done!" Mike shouted from the distance.
"Me too!"
"Me three."
"Alright, put the papers inside of this bowl." Fiona said as she would pass the bowl through the rats.
When they were finished, she passed the bowl to Jose.
"Alright, and the chosen name is..." he said as he took a paper "No, Luca. We will not name him 'Baby Parasite'"
"FUCK!"
"Next one is... No, Aesop. We will not name him 'Kill Me'"
"Bold of you to assume that was a name. That's my state of mind right now."
"Have you considered ✨therapy✨?"
"Yes, Ed🚗. Many times."
"Did anyone write an actual name?!"
Everyone went silent.
Well shit.
"Fiona, it's fine. I already had a name in mind."
"You filthy liar! I'm not covering for you no more!"
"There there."
"So, what's the tiny prince's name?" Naib asked.
"Awww you just called him tiny prince!!"
"I'm sorry, it was an instinct idk where that came from-"
"We're gonna name him Sam!" Demi said with a smile.
"Your brother's name?" Emily asked, curious.
"I feel like it's the right choice. I'm never seeing him again so... at least I still want to call his name everyday."
"This went from 🌈💞🥰 to 😭💀🌧 really quick-"
"I think it's the perfect name." Jose said kissing his girlfriend's cheek.
"Aww my heart just shat itself..."
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
