The simping time is near

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"Survivorsss"

WheresMyMelanin: Luca, babe, I love you. But when we are trying to be cute, you don't just ruin everything.

Rat: when the hell did I ruin anything?!

SubNaib: I wouldn't say he ruins stuff, I would say he makes people lose motivation.

MailMan: me and Andrew were doing the thingy
MailMan: where you write this number
MailMan:

MailMan: me and Andrew were doing the thingyMailMan: where you write this numberMailMan:

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MailMan: and then you erase the upper part and it says "I Love You"

Cockroach: Ohhhh I remember that!! That was a trend months ago

WheresMyMelanin: yeah and I wanted to do it because we are cute af
WheresMyMelanin: BUT THIS THING

Rat: He's talking about me :)

WheresMyMelanin: HE DECIDED TO ACTUALLY SOLVE THE EQUATION AND RUIN EVERYTHING

Rat: YOU CAN'T JUST WRITE DOWN AN EQUATION IN FRONT OF ME AND HOPE I WON'T SOLVE IT
Rat: THE ANSWER IS 45334,41 IF THE e IS THE NAPIERIAN LOGARITHM, BY THE WAY
Rat: YOU'RE WELCOME

DaVinky: that just made my brain hurt, babe :/

Rat: :/

CursesToCurse: the naperian what?

Rat: Napierian Logarithm
Rat: it's a logarithm created to solve an equation with no upper value
Rat: also, it is an essentially natural logarithm with decimal points shifted 7 places rightward and with sign reversed.
Rat: which also means that

CursesToCurse: I've heard enough, thanks

EmilyDrier: Luca, no one cares about math

CowardBrat: I care. And the logarithm is pretty interesting. If it wasn't for it, many world-changing equations wouldn't have been solved.

Sonic: yeah but no one cares, babe

Balls_InMyFace: actually, no one gives a fuck.

Rat: I do

Balls_InMyFace: but you're a different breed

Rat: why thank you OwO

Balls_InMyFace: that wasn't a compliment

Rat: >:(

DaVinky: babe, Tracy, don't take it personally. But the truth of the matter is that no one, besides you guys, cares about math.

Rat: fair enough

CowardBrat: so you just admitted that you're dumb and we're actually geniuses.

DaVinky: the term "genius" is subjective

MetalAttractor: can we stop using rich words? My brain is melting.

SubNaib: No, Norton. You're just really dumb.

DanceToForget: so you understood everything that they said?

SubNaib: not one fucking bit lol. When it comes to maths I'm dumb as a fucking door, and I know it.
SubNaib: also, is anyone else hearing something from the hunters' hall?

EmmaWoody: yea! I thought I was just hearing stuff!

TerrorShockn't: what the actual hell is going on down there?!

LuckyGay: I'll go see, don't worry.

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"Survivorsss"

LuckyGay: it smells like ass down there wtf

CoordinatingThemAll: how do you know what ass smells like?

LuckyGay: oh for fuck's sake...
LuckyGay: I'm gonna text Mary.

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DM from LuckyGay to Girl_In_Red.

LuckyGay: What's going on down there??

QueenBee: TELL MR MORTON TO COME DOWN HERE, RIGHT. NOW.

LuckyGay: oop someone's dead ☺

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"Survivorsss"

LuckyGay: haha Mike is in trouble

Balls_InMyFace: wha- why??

LuckyGay: Mary was really mad and told me to tell you to go down there "RIGHT. NOW."

Balls_InMyFace: pray for me.

GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: you won't be missed ❤

Balls_InMyFace: haha jokes on you, I don't care

DanceToForget: I can tell he's not lying. The guy could be getting spanked to death and he would keep smiling like it is all a joke

Balls_InMyFace: I smile all the time, so that nobody knows...
Balls_InMyFace: how fucking horny I am...

DanceToForget:
DanceToForget: see?

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"Survivorsss"

Balls_InMyFace: bad news, I'm not dead.

Cockroach: what happened?

Balls_InMyFace: quick question: what does c0m smell like?

SubNaib: THE FUCK

Asoup: WH-

Sonic: VDAHSHISHSHDB WHAT

BlindfoldOn: Mike
BlindfoldOn: what happened, and why are you asking us that?

Balls_InMyFace: nah I was just teasing, it has nothing to do with the subject

TinyWand: IDHWHDIWDHDH

Balls_InMyFace: my boyfriend, Ganji, is gonna come home soon, and I was practicing cooking a really nice desert
Balls_InMyFace: turns out I don't know how to cook
Balls_InMyFace: which is ironic considering my Cocoa Bean skin
Balls_InMyFace: but anyways, I burned the hunters' kitchen

TotallyNotChloe: SISDHDJSBDUFJ

Asoup: Awesome...

Balls_InMyFace: anyways, me and Ganji are gonna get married aaaand yea that's all for today :)

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