"Survivorsss"
WheresMyMelanin: Luca, babe, I love you. But when we are trying to be cute, you don't just ruin everything.
Rat: when the hell did I ruin anything?!
SubNaib: I wouldn't say he ruins stuff, I would say he makes people lose motivation.
MailMan: me and Andrew were doing the thingy
MailMan: where you write this number
MailMan:MailMan: and then you erase the upper part and it says "I Love You"
Cockroach: Ohhhh I remember that!! That was a trend months ago
WheresMyMelanin: yeah and I wanted to do it because we are cute af
WheresMyMelanin: BUT THIS THINGRat: He's talking about me :)
WheresMyMelanin: HE DECIDED TO ACTUALLY SOLVE THE EQUATION AND RUIN EVERYTHING
Rat: YOU CAN'T JUST WRITE DOWN AN EQUATION IN FRONT OF ME AND HOPE I WON'T SOLVE IT
Rat: THE ANSWER IS 45334,41 IF THE e IS THE NAPIERIAN LOGARITHM, BY THE WAY
Rat: YOU'RE WELCOMEDaVinky: that just made my brain hurt, babe :/
Rat: :/
CursesToCurse: the naperian what?
Rat: Napierian Logarithm
Rat: it's a logarithm created to solve an equation with no upper value
Rat: also, it is an essentially natural logarithm with decimal points shifted 7 places rightward and with sign reversed.
Rat: which also means thatCursesToCurse: I've heard enough, thanks
EmilyDrier: Luca, no one cares about math
CowardBrat: I care. And the logarithm is pretty interesting. If it wasn't for it, many world-changing equations wouldn't have been solved.
Sonic: yeah but no one cares, babe
Balls_InMyFace: actually, no one gives a fuck.
Rat: I do
Balls_InMyFace: but you're a different breed
Rat: why thank you OwO
Balls_InMyFace: that wasn't a compliment
Rat: >:(
DaVinky: babe, Tracy, don't take it personally. But the truth of the matter is that no one, besides you guys, cares about math.
Rat: fair enough
CowardBrat: so you just admitted that you're dumb and we're actually geniuses.
DaVinky: the term "genius" is subjective
MetalAttractor: can we stop using rich words? My brain is melting.
SubNaib: No, Norton. You're just really dumb.
DanceToForget: so you understood everything that they said?
SubNaib: not one fucking bit lol. When it comes to maths I'm dumb as a fucking door, and I know it.
SubNaib: also, is anyone else hearing something from the hunters' hall?EmmaWoody: yea! I thought I was just hearing stuff!
TerrorShockn't: what the actual hell is going on down there?!
LuckyGay: I'll go see, don't worry.
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"Survivorsss"
LuckyGay: it smells like ass down there wtf
CoordinatingThemAll: how do you know what ass smells like?
LuckyGay: oh for fuck's sake...
LuckyGay: I'm gonna text Mary.1 participant is now offline.
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DM from LuckyGay to Girl_In_Red.
LuckyGay: What's going on down there??
QueenBee: TELL MR MORTON TO COME DOWN HERE, RIGHT. NOW.
LuckyGay: oop someone's dead ☺
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"Survivorsss"
LuckyGay: haha Mike is in trouble
Balls_InMyFace: wha- why??
LuckyGay: Mary was really mad and told me to tell you to go down there "RIGHT. NOW."
Balls_InMyFace: pray for me.
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: you won't be missed ❤
Balls_InMyFace: haha jokes on you, I don't care
DanceToForget: I can tell he's not lying. The guy could be getting spanked to death and he would keep smiling like it is all a joke
Balls_InMyFace: I smile all the time, so that nobody knows...
Balls_InMyFace: how fucking horny I am...DanceToForget:
DanceToForget: see?______
"Survivorsss"
Balls_InMyFace: bad news, I'm not dead.
Cockroach: what happened?
Balls_InMyFace: quick question: what does c0m smell like?
SubNaib: THE FUCK
Asoup: WH-
Sonic: VDAHSHISHSHDB WHAT
BlindfoldOn: Mike
BlindfoldOn: what happened, and why are you asking us that?Balls_InMyFace: nah I was just teasing, it has nothing to do with the subject
TinyWand: IDHWHDIWDHDH
Balls_InMyFace: my boyfriend, Ganji, is gonna come home soon, and I was practicing cooking a really nice desert
Balls_InMyFace: turns out I don't know how to cook
Balls_InMyFace: which is ironic considering my Cocoa Bean skin
Balls_InMyFace: but anyways, I burned the hunters' kitchenTotallyNotChloe: SISDHDJSBDUFJ
Asoup: Awesome...
Balls_InMyFace: anyways, me and Ganji are gonna get married aaaand yea that's all for today :)
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...