A week ago~
"DM from Rat to MetalAttractor"
Rat: okay so
Rat: I had to postpone it for another time
Rat: again
MetalAttractor: what's your excuse now?
Rat: I have to go to the restroom
MetalAttractor: LUCA IT'S NOT THAT HARD
MetalAttractor: YOU JUST GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE AND SAY "AYO LET ME SHOVE THESE RINGS ON YOUR FINGERS, YOU FRUITY ASS PEOPLE"
Rat: but what if they don't like the idea of spending the rest of their lives with me? I mean, I wouldn't like it either to be honest. I can't really blame them
MetalAttractor: they wouldn't be dating you if they didn't want to create a life with you 😐
Rat: but like
MetalAttractor: NO BUTS
MetalAttractor: WHERE IS THE COURAGEOUS PRISONER WE ALL KNOW AND LOVE??
Rat: him? Oh he's dead! I'm just an Australian alpaca now 🤠
MetalAttractor: A DUMBASS IS WHAT YOU ARE
MetalAttractor: okay when is your next match with the 3 of them?
Rat: uhhh 9 pm if I'm not mistaken
Rat:
Rat: Norton no
MetalAttractor: hehehhehe
Rat: Bad Norton
Rat: sit
Rat: no
Rat: stay
Rat: stayyy
MetalAttractor: okay so hear me out
Rat: oh for fuck's sake
MetalAttractor: everything is at your favor! It's in Lakeside, it's night time, everything is ready for the perfect proposal!
Rat: ignoring the fact that we're matching but sure
MetalAttractor: do you know who the hunter is or is it one of those cases that you don't know?
Rat: it's Violetta. She wants to practice and asked us to do a costum match with her
MetalAttractor: hm... okay so what if you tell them that there will be another match with her, and you go back in the map and boom!
Rat: no, Norton
MetalAttractor: coward
Rat: is that a challenge?
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"Survivorsss"
SubNaib: you are terrible at giving advice babe
MetalAttractor: so bad that they're gonna get married now
TotallyNotChloe: in Luca's defense, he's just an Australian alpaca
WheresMyMelanin: honestly, we were pure confusion
DaVinky: correction, we were dumbfounded
MailMan: that's just a fancy way to put it
Rat: in my defense, I can be snazzy. Give me at least that
CowardBrat: that's so romantic though!! Right William? 😄🗡
Sonic: yes 😟
Rat: romantic my ass. I accidentally dropped the ring box and when I realized, I was on one knee thinking if I should either suck them off or propose
WheresMyMelanin: the second option was the most viable one
Noaman: I'm even surprised that Ed🚗 is not complaining that it wasn't a super romantic and fancy moment
DaVinky: I mean whatever floats your boat, it's impossible to have anything better than this, considering our current situation
MailMan: I'm very happy though!
TotallyNotChloe: as you should 😝
Rat: same, I am powerful. I just have that effect on people UwU
DaVinky: oh shut up, Luca. You started crying the moment we said yes
EmmaWoody: awwwwww
Rat: IT WAS OVERWHELMING OKAY??
TerrorShockn't: why are you people getting married anyways?
LuckyGay: because they can, Freddy. And just because you couldn't do so, it doesn't give you the right to complain. So you shut up and listen 😁
TerrorShockn't: but I
CoordinatingThemAll: shut up 💗
TerrorShockn't: but like
QueenBee: shut your mouth damn it
TerrorShockn't: I'm-
DaVinky: I will start painting with your blood. I am not scared to do that.
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