I'M SORRY IF BY THE TITLE YOU THOUGHT IT WAS THE END OF THE STORY, I PROMISE YOU IT'S NOT!! And also, I apologize in advance to all of the Fiona x Patricia shippers. It will hurt. (But not for long hehe)
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"Survivorsss"
EmilyDrier: Ed🚗, how's your leg doing?
DaVinky: I'm in paint.
DaVinky: But the T is silent.
Rat: ironic much aidhsjdhdjs
MailMan: once again, I'm sorry! When I heard the bang of the gun, my heart FLEW to my throat!
DaVinky: and I said it's fine. On the bright side, I can concentrate on my paintings now. Besides, I won't play matches for quite some time now :p
EmilyDrier: yea also sorry about the removal of the bullet-
EmilyDrier: we don't have any type of anesthetic so we had to go by hand...
DaVinky: YEAH AND IT HURT LIKE HELL
Flashbacc~~~
"Emily, don't you dare-"
"I need you to stay still, Eds... or else it's gonna hurt even more."
"EVEN MORE?!"
"Babe, calm down. I'm here. If it hurts just squeeze my hand." Andrew said, while sitting next to Edgar.
"Okay... I'm gonna open the wound now..." Emily said as she concentrated.
"I hate my life so mUCH JESUS CHRIST EMILY THAT SHIT FUCKING HURTS!!"
"SQUEEZE THE HAND, EDGAR!"
"AAAAAAAHHHHH"
End of Flashbacc~~~
Rat: Ah... memories...
1 participant is now online.
EmmaWoody: PEOPLE, I BRING NEWS!
GuyWhoStoleMyPS4: what is it?
EmmaWoody: We're gonna have a crossover with the anime The Promised Neverland!
Balls_InMyFace: Another crossover?!
SubNaib: I barely recovered from the DR one!
EmmaWoody: Yep!! And guess who's playing as Emma!
MetalAttractor: it's you, isn't it?
EmmaWoody: How did you guess?!
DanceToForget: hun, it wasn't that hard xD
TerrorShockn't: Something tells me Miss Nightingale is only doing these crossovers and stuff over and over again, because she really wants to be forgiven lol. She did mess up.
LuckyGay: whatever the reason is, it's a crossover!
Rat: I found the files of the crossover!
Drinkx3: Read!!
Rat: it says that it's only gonna happen on the Spring of next year...
Rat: guess we'll wait
FiveOfMeButBritish: not like we can do much lol
Sonic: welp and now we cry
2 participants are now online.
Cockroach: what did we miss?!
LuckyGay: scroll up sis, it's not that hard
Cockroach: :(
Rat: hm guys Michiko sent me a DM saying she needs lesbian advice...
Rat: idk who she takes me for...
Rat: so that's why I told her that Fiona and Patricia were going to text her! :D
CursesToCurse: oof so uh... about that...
Cockroach: Luca, your time target is so insanely precise... always at the worst times...
Rat: w-what happened?
CursesToCurse: we just broke up
Cockroach: lol
TinyWand: WHAT
EmilyDrier: LESBEANS??!
SubNaib: WAIT THAT'S NOT RIGHT
CoordinatingThemAll: HUH?!?!
QueenBee: GIRLS WHAT--
Cockroach: yea...
Asoup: w- EXPLAIN???
CursesToCurse: ✨life✨
Cockroach: yeah but it's fine! We're still friends!
MetalAttractor: Woah okay I don't trust people who are able to stay friends with their ex's...
LuckyGay: and I don't trust people who are able to bleed out of their lower parts for a whole ass week every month, yet here we are
CursesToCurse: we were besties before we even started dating, it's not that hard 😂
Cockroach: right!
BondageKink: I told you people. Gay relationships aren't real! They don't last.
SubNaib: I'M LITERALLY MARRIED????!
BondageKink:
BondageKink: lesbeans.
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DM from OwlLover to CursesToCurse.
OwlLover: Hey sis... you're okay?
CursesToCurse: yeah... I mean, it's sad that it happened but... that's just how life goes. Some things aren't meant to last. It's for the best :)
OwlLover: If you wanna talk, my door is open. I have cookies, and Netflix.
CursesToCurse: ON MY WAY BISH
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DM from CowardBrat to Cockroach.
CowardBrat: Hey girlie... you okay?
Cockroach: SHE WAS THE LOVE OF MY LIFE 😭😭😭
CowardBrat: shhh baby it's okay... I'll prepare you a warm cup of milk and cookies... does that sound nice to you?
Cockroach: SHE LOVED COOKIES 😭😭😭
CowardBrat: okay honey...
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DM from Gaysha to Rat.
Gaysha: so? Are they gonna text me or what?
Rat: so funny story-
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