"Huntersss"
Gaysha: Guys!!
Gaysha: Robbie made me a drawing!!
Gaysha: it's pinned on the fridge! Go see!
Girl_In_Red: aawwwww it's adorable!!
KillingMeSoftlyWithHisSong: it is indeed very pretty, Robbie!
Pervy: I really like it!
UglySlenderman: Damn! The kid is going places! Not art school, but places!
ReasonWhyIHateKids: thank you!! I used all of the colored pencils in the box!! Also, I colored the box as well!
LightningMcQueen: wait, what box?
ReasonWhyIHateKids: the one in the reading room! I thought it was for common use!
Polaroid:
Polaroid: Mary could you-
Girl_In_Red: YEAH
Girl_In_Red removed ReasonWhyIHateKids.
Girl_In_Red: THAT BOX BELONGS TO MX VALDEN
Polaroid: WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?? THEY'RE GONNA KILL US!!!
Gaysha: SHIT!! Uhhhhh maybe we could buy them a new one??
UglySlenderman: hehe yall are in trouble... Gl with that
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WangChu: I HATE THIS MAN
PennywiseOnCrack: we could get them a new one. They're probably gonna even thank us, because it's new material
Rat: YO
Girl_In_Red: AH!
Polaroid: MR BALSA HOW DID YOU GET IN THE GROUPCHAT??
Rat: We've talked about this, man. Anyways, has any of you seen Ed🚗's box of colored pencils?
Girl_In_Red: do they need it right now?
Rat: no, it's just because they're probably gonna have an anger attack if they see it's missing.
Rat: and trust me, it's not easy to calm them down. They will start throwing stuff
Snek: how do you-
Rat: don't make me remember it.
Girl_In_Red: Mr Balsa, we have a problem. Robbie made Michiko a drawing with those pencils and he had no idea they belonged to Mx Valden. So we were thinking of buying them a new box.
Rat: ASHJSSJHDSJSH THAT BOX HAS A HISTORY IN THE VALED FAMILY
TentacleHentai: OH COME ON
MooseHead_Wall: YOU'RE NOT MAKING THIS ANY EASIER 😭
Rat: OKAY TELL ME YOU AT LEAST KEPT THE BOX
Girl_In_Red: I JUST THREW IT AWAY, ROBBIE USED IT AS A CANVAS TOO
Rat: YOU DUMB HOE UWHDJWSHJW
Rat: OKAY
Rat: YOU HAVE UNTIL THE END OF THE DAY TO EITHER GET THE BOX BACK AND CLEAN, OR MAKE THEM A NEW ONE
Rat: UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE A DEAD 7 YEAR OLD FLYING AROUND THE MANOR
LightningMcQueen: I could sculpt them a new one. The box was made out of marble, right?
Rat: Yes
LightningMcQueen: okay, give me a few hours to make it.
Girl_In_Red: Good! Okay, what do we do about the pencils?
Rat: hm...
WangChu: uhm...
AnnaBanana: How about we buy some fancy ass pencils and put them in the box?
Rat: that might work! Okay, I'm gonna buy the pencils, and around 6 pm I'll come get the box, okay?
LightningMcQueen: deal!
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"Survivorsss"
DaVinky: did any of you touch my box of colored pencils?
EatTheRich: the what?
DaVinky: my box. Of colored pencils.
EatTheRich: why do you have a box only for colored pencils-
Asoup: Rich people stuff, don't ask
DaVinky: I thought that was something everyone had?
EatTheRich: burntherich burntherich burntherich burntherich-
Rat: what do you mean, babe? The box is where you left it. The reading room.
DaVinky: no, that's not mine. And those aren't my pencils.
DaVinky: it's almost as if someone did something with the original and tried to replace it with a cheaper version
EatTheRich: CHEAPER VERSION THEY SAY 😀
Rat:
Rat: okay babe, the truth is, Robbie used your colored pencils, and the box had to be thrown away... Galatea sculpted a new box that looked like the original and we bought the best pencils in the store. We're really sorry.
DaVinky: wow y'all did all of that?
EatTheRich: HOW ABOUT A THANK YOU?😀
DaVinky: I appreciate the gesture.
DaVinky: also, is it illegal to kill a dead kid?
Drinkx3: DON'T TOUCH THE BABY
DaVinky: I just wanna talk 🤜🧒
Rat: also, that box looks exactly like the original. How did you find out it was fake?
DaVinky: Luca, I've had that thing since I was DAYS old. I think I know how it looks like. But now it is gone ✌
Rat: again, I'm sorry...
DaVinky: stop apologizing, it's not your fault.
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"Huntersss"
Gaysha: WHERE IS MY SON
UglySlenderman: oh I think he learned how to fly
Gaysha: What. Do you. Mean.
UglySlenderman: Oh Mx Valden is throwing him back and fourth in the living room. They're having fun. The kid is giggling and Mx Valden is giggling in the most sadistic way possible. Ah... I love that kid...
Gaysha: JDJEJSHDIDJDB
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