"Survivorsss"
LuckyGay: Man! The kid is cool!
FiveOfMeButBritish: the new guy?
LuckyGay: yeah! Me, Mary, Joseph, and Nightingale were welcoming him and helping him with the bags, and the guy is so👏 damn👏 nice!👏
Rat: did you get his number, so I can add him to the gc?
LuckyGay: yep! I'll send it to you on DM!
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Sonic: I really hope he still remembers me.
CowardBrat: I'm sure that if he does a little memory exercise, he will remember!
Sonic: the guy has a great personality and a big sense of justice. Y'all are gonna love him.
Balls_InMyFace: I cannot wait for daddy to come home.
Cockroach: when can we see him irl??
EmmaWoody: They're gonna let him match for real in a couple of hours!
Cockroach: noice
2 participants are now online.
Rat: okay people, I'm gonna add him. Remember, BEHAVE
Asoup: YOU'RE TELLING US THAT???
DanceToForget: THE NERVE
Rat: here we go. New surv in 3, 2, 1!
Rat added EatTheRich.
EatTheRich: Oh, hi.
Balls_InMyFace: Welcome home, darling!! 😍
EatTheRich: who the fuck are you?
Balls_InMyFace: he cussed at me ☆0☆ tell me how much you hate me and how trashy I am...~
EatTheRich: Christ.
MailMan: Hey Ganji! Welcome to the manor!
EatTheRich: Thank you! How long have you guys been here? 2 months? 5 months? That woman, Miss Nightingale, didn't give me a solid stay time, so...
SubNaib: oh we've been here for... how long again?
MetalAttractor: almost 6 years.
EatTheRich: 6 YEARS???
Rat: yeah but you get used to it! It's fun!
EatTheRich: Oh God... how much longer are you guys staying here??
CowardBrat: hm... I don't know! Probably forever ig 🤷♀️
EatTheRich: FOREVER???!
Asouo: a typical yet understandable reaction. Don't worry. Most of us went through that little mental breakdown thingy you're going through right now.
EatTheRich: I'm not feeling so well... please, excuse me for a moment...
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Balls_InMyFace: did my seductive moves attract him way to much, he went w e a k??
EmilyDrier: that reaction is understandable. Eli went through the same thing. I remember it very clearly.
OwlLover: It's not a good memory...
CowardBrat: BABE WHY ARE YOU SO QUIET?? IF YOU TELL HIM YOU'RE HERE, HE MIGHT CALM DOWN!!
Sonic: I'M NERVOUS I'M SORRY
1 participant is now online.
EatTheRich: Sorry for the sudden reaction. I'm not good at dealing with a lot of information.
OwlLover: It's understandable, man. Trust me, you're gonna like it here. Don't tell the hunters this, but this is not that bad.
CowardBrat: I wonder if we will ever understand that we have become free...
CoordinatingThemAll: I guess that in a way, you're right, Tracy...
EatTheRich: I'm sorry
EatTheRich: hunters?OwlLover: oh yeah those things that will be after you during matches.
EatTheRich: DURING WHAT NOW??
OwlLover: didn't Miss Nightingale tell you the program?
EatTheRich: what program??
LuckyGay: of course she left everything for us to explain...
OwlLover: basically you're going to participate in these things called matches in which you run away from these things called hunters. You are in a team with other 3 of us, so you're not alone.
EatTheRich: sounds fun, I guess... when can I get to know you guys?
CowardBrat: you already know one of us, actually! Right, William?
EatTheRich: William?
Sonic: yeah hey!! You probably don't remember me... when you see me in a couple of hours you'll probably remember idk
EatTheRich: Identify yourself, please. I need name, age, and birthplace.
Sonic: uhhh William Ellis, 28 years old, Australia????
EatTheRich: William Ellis?
EatTheRich: Australia?
EatTheRich: somehow, that's familiar to me...Sonic: Sports festival?
EatTheRich:
EatTheRich: OH MY GOD
EatTheRich: DUDE ARE YOU THE SAME GUY I SPENT WEEKS ON ROLL WITH???Sonic: YEAH MAN THAT'S ME!!!
EatTheRich: Oh God! I thought I'd never see you again!! I can't wait to see your glow up!
CowardBrat: you mean glow down?
Sonic: baaaabeeee... stop embarrassing me in front of my childhood friend who I've not seen in years and I'm only meeting now out of a pure and convenient coincidenceeeeeee....
EatTheRich: You even got a girlfriend??? Damn man!
Balls_InMyFace: you could also get one~~ I'm really open minded you know~~~
EatTheRich: I'm still trying to understand what the hell are you...
Balls_InMyFace: oh we're dating but you don't know it yet
EatTheRich: I---
SubNaib: you'll see many of these everyday...
DanceToForget: so, Ganji! Tell us a little bit about yourself!
EatTheRich: well, you can say I have a big sense of justice and inclusiveness. I'm not the type to judge someone based on their appearance and/or past. Unless rich people. I'll burn them alive. Like I've done before.
DaVinky: im just gonna hide real quick-
EatTheRich: is that a snob I see?
DaVinky: h-hello... :D please spare me-
EatTheRich: I'll think about your plead...
Asoup: Trust me dude, I'm just like you. I used to hate that kid's guts cuz like... eat the rich.
EatTheRich: yaaaa you get me, man!
Asoup: but really, he isn't so bad. I used to hate him. Now I kind of tolerate his existence.
DaVinky: :D
Rat: how do you feel about 🏳️🌈?
EatTheRich: I support all the way!
CursesToCurse: BLM?
EatTheRich: We're all humans!
Cockroach: Other religions?
EatTheRich: As long as you feel safe and protected!
BlindfoldOn: Disabilities and mental illnesses?
EatTheRich: I'll respect your space and capabilities every time!
Sonic: Great, cuz you have the whole world in here. With that mentality, you're gonna be just fine :)
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