27 participants are now online.
BottomInDenial: What in the fuck did just happened?
Drinkx3: I am scared.
Asoup: Why would the hunters call us for a meeting? At 9 pm...
BlindfoldOn: Do you think it's because of what happened earlier in the match?
Balls_InMyFace: It's definitely about what happened earlier in the match.
BottomInDenial: I hope Jackass got expelled.
LuckyGay: They killed people in here before.
LuckyGay: I think sexual assault is the less of their problems.
MetalAttractor: Can I commit murder if Jack gets closer than 10 feet to Naib?
OwlLover: No.
PortalsForLife: No.
BottomInDenial: Yes, I love you Norton.
BondageKink: gay
Luca_Salsa: Would you stop saying everything is gay?!
BondageKink: no ❤
BondageKink: btw
BottomInDenial: We know
BottomInDenial: that heart wasn't gay
BondageKink: How did you know?
BottomInDenial: 🙃
MailMan: 😳🌈❤🕺✌🏻😀
Luca_Salsa: I feel attacked--
BottomInDenial: I told you he was gonna start talking in 🌈🌹😀✨
WheresMyMelanin: that means "I'm not gay but I still love every and each one of you"
MailMan: :D
WheresMyMelanin: Honey, we're literally dating
MailMan: oop sowwy
Mailman: 🌈🌈🌈🌈
WheresMyMelanin: :)
MailMan: :D
FiveOfMeButBritish: I hate to interrupt whatever this is
FiveOfMeButBritish: but it's almost 9
BottomInDenial: True. We should go.
DanceToForget: I'm gonna call Murro :)
27 participants are now offline.
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(What's happening outside)
"Hey, guys. Please, take a seat." Mary said as the survivors entered the room. The hunters were sitting together on their armchairs in front of the reunion table, where they always waited before starting a match.
"What's this all about?" Luca asked as he sat down. Naib never took his eyes off Jack, who was just staring at him.
"Jack here has something to say." One of Yidhra's followers said.
Everyone looked over at Jack. 'This is so embarrassing...' he thought.
"Urgh, fine. I'm sorry about today. I guess I was being an ass and-"
"Wait, this isn't right." Naib stood up, making everyone turn their attention to him. "You're not really sorry, are you?"
"Naib, he's trying."
"No, he's not. Something tells me you were forced to apologise to us. You would never choose to do this on your own."
"Why would you think such ill of me, Mr. Subedar?"
"OH I DON'T KNOW MAYBE BECAUSE YOU LITERALLY ASSAULTED ME ISHDOEJDIDD???"
"And I am apologising. Now shut up and let me be nice."
"I hate my life."
"Mood." Aesop said.
"As I was saying: I am sorry for assaulting Mr. Subedar earlier this match."
"Dude, you should be apologising to him, not us." Norton said.
"Miss Nightingale told me to apologise to the survivors, not to the mercenary."
"Are you fucking kidding me..." Eli said as he covered his face with his hands.
"Now that you're finished, can we go eat?" Robbie asked.
"WAIT!" Everyone turned their attention to Kreacher.
"What now??"
"You guys can get in contact with Miss Nightingale??"
"Not that often. It usually happens when it's about something serious." Mary explained.
"How can we get in contact with her??"
"Honey, are you dumb, stupid, or both?"
"He's both." Freddy said.
"You cannot get in contact with her, unless she needs to talk to you first."
"Okay. I've been waiting for this moment. I'm gonna kill a hunter during their sleep."
"You do realise that... never mind. I'll let you try and fail and then laugh at you."
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