"Survivorsss"
CoordinatingThemAll: good morning-
SubNaib: HAPPY BIRTHDAY DESTRUCTIVE CHILD
MetalAttractor: YOU'RE FINALLY 18!!!!
TotallyNotChloe: MY BABY OH HOW I ADORE YOU BABY GORL
EmilyDrier: They grow up so fast...
CoordinatingThemAll: thank you! I can now legally drink!
Drinkx3: leeeet's not go that far
CoordinatingThemAll: >:(
TotallyNotChloe: anyways how much longer do you plan on staying single? Cuz I'm right here bby 🥵🥵🥵
CoordinatingThemAll: oh yes queen 🥵🥵🥵
SubNaib: Chile anyways so
Cockroach: GUYS I CONVINCED BURKE TO DO IT!!!
EmmaWoody: YOU DID???
EatTheRich: YASSS
CoordinatingThemAll: what are we talking about-
Cockroach: OKAY MARTHA, DO YOU KNOW THAT FLYING BROOM BURKE HAS??
CoordinatingThemAll: yeah
Cockroach: WELL WE KNOW HOW MUCH YOU WISH TO BECOME A PILOT
Cockroach: BUT BECAUSE THAT'S A HARD THING TO DO HERE
Cockroach: I CONVINCED BURKE TO LET YOU RIDE ON HIS BROOM WITH HIM!!!
CoordinatingThemAll: WAIT REALLY??? THAT'S ACTUALLY REALLY SWEET!
ThemEyesRMad: but not for long cuz I need it for matches ;^;
Rat: wait how did you get in???
ThemEyesRMad: I am omnipotent and omnipresent, for I am God
Rat: I'm-
CoordinatingThemAll: THANK YOU BURKE!!
CoordinatingThemAll: IM SO HAPPY!!!
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ThemEyesRMad: ahh happy children...
ThemEyesRMad: disgusting
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"Survivorsss"
SubNaib: do you see how happy she is??
Cockroach: makes every penny I payed Burke with worth it
TotallyNotChloe: pls my baby looks so happy, look at her smile TwT
MetalAttractor: if one day we get out of here, I'm gonna make sure she's gonna go to college to become a pilot
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CowardBrat: OKAY WE FINISHED IT
DaVinky: so fast??
Rat: yep! It looks adorable!
BlindfoldOn: your birthday gift to her?
CowardBrat: yep! It's a tiny airplane!
SubNaib: awwwww
TinyWand: that's adorable
DoraThe_Explorer: I'm sure she's gonna love it!
Cockroach: WAIT GUYS!! they're starting!
EmmaWoody: there she goes!
TerrorShockn't: awww she's so happy, it makes me wanna puke!!! 😄
EmmaWoody: awww look at them go!!
EmmaWoody: oop
EmmaWoody: wait what-
CowardBrat: why is there smoke coming out of the broom-
Sonic: WHY IS THERE FIRE COMING OUT OF THE BROOM
MetalAttractor: THEY'RE GONNA FALL
SubNaib: MY CHILD!!
WheresMyMelanin: JESUS CHRIST
TerrorShockn't: fall fall fall fall fall fall
LuckyGay: WHAT SHOULD WE DO???
TerrorShockn't: make pop corn
EmilyDrier: SHUT UP FREDDY
Sonic: UHHHH WAIT IM GONNA GO THERE
SubNaib: I'LL GO WITH YOU
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"Survivorsss"
TerrorShockn't: is she dead?
EmmaWoody: OF COURSE NOT
EmmaWoody: I hope so-
TerrorShockn't: aw...
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CoordinatingThemAll: THAT WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!
CoordinatingThemAll: I WAS SO HIGH UP!!!
TerrorShockn't: you were not
CoordinatingThemAll: I FELT LIKE I COULD TOUCH THE SKY!
TerrorShockn't: that's an exaggeration
CoordinatingThemAll: I FELT... ALIVE!!
TerrorShockn't: I wonder why
CoordinatingThemAll: SHUT THE FUCK UP FREDDY
EmilyDrier: You're not scared, after you fell from that height?
CoordinatingThemAll: NO! It was SO MUCH FUN!
CowardBrat: AFTER-DEATH EXPERIENCE! CAKE!
CoordinatingThemAll: CAKE??? WHERE???
Rat: in the kitchen, but first, open the present we left on your desk
CoordinatingThemAll: oop- brb then!
CoordinatingThemAll:
CoordinatingThemAll: I'm not crying, you are
CowardBrat: do you like it, sis??
CoordinatingThemAll: I love it so much
CoordinatingThemAll: guys this is the best birthday ever
CoordinatingThemAll: thank you so much...
LuckyGay: say less! You deserve everything! You're amazing, girl 💗
TerrorShockn't: again, that's an exaggeration
Rat: TO THE MAILBOX, FREDDY
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