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Rat: is everything ready at the park?
SubNaib: almost
BondageKink: I still don't understand why we are the one's preparing the party
BondageKink: I mean, Patricia is a girl. Shouldn't the girls be the ones doing this for her?
DaVinky: are you her friend?
BondageKink: but of course!
DaVinky: then shut up and keep doing your tasks :)
BondageKink: okay❤
OwlLover: this party HAS to be perfect. And she can't suspect a thing!
FiveOfMeButBritish: Eli, I know you're her best friend and all, but isn't it a bit suspicious that only the boys are missing?
OwlLover: No, cuz Patty thinks it's a girls day. I mean, we haven't even talked to her yet today!
FiveOfMeButBritish: fair point
LuckyGay: anyways, Vera just texted me. She says Patty is wondering way too much where we are. We should hurry.
SubNaib: alright. I'm gonna close the gates for a few minutes to get you guys, then we come back to the park, and then we wait for her and the girls to arrive.
EatTheRich: seems fair enough. I'm gonna text Mary for the hunters to come along.
Sonic: nice!
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SubNaib: WHAT ARE YOU GIRLS DOING AT THE PARK???
Drinkx3: WE COULDN'T CONTAIN HER!! SHE'S TOO POWERFUL
BlindfoldOn: SHE THREATENED TO CURSE US IF WE DIDN'T LET HER GO IN THE PARK
TotallyNotChloe: WE TOLD HER NOT TO GO TO THE PARK AND YET SHE DID, WE'RE SORRY 😭
CowardBrat: at least I still have her phone :D
1 participant is now online.
CursesToCurse: no you don't.
OwlLover: How did you find out we were planning you a surprise party?
CursesToCurse: bro I'm not dumb. You've been doing this for 3 years. It's not a surprise anymore.
CursesToCurse: Are you boys coming in, or not? I want cake >:)
OwlLover: of course! Also, HAPPY BIRTHDAY GURLLL
MetalAttractor: Happy birthday!!!
TerrorShockn't: Happy one year closer to death day!!!
CursesToCurse: weird but factual. And thank you <3
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Cockroach: can one of you get online, please?
4 participants are now online.
EmilyDrier: what is it, honey?
Cockroach: I have this ring I want to give to her, as a birthday gift. Should I call her aside and give it to her?
EmmaWoody: awwww yes yes! Do that!
CowardBrat: if I were you I would wait a few more minutes
CoordinatingThemAll: why?
CowardBrat: mah gurl's having a full on debate with Hastur about octopuses. He's trying so hard not to hit her...
EmmaWoody: oof yeah wait a couple more minutes. This might take a while...
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OwlLover: the cutest thing just happened 😭
TinyWand: what?
OwlLover: so Fiona had this ring she wanted to give to Patty as a gift, right? When she gave it to her, Patricia had another ring with her that she was planning to give to Fiona 😭😭
DoraThe_Explorer: I think mah gurl got a little confused with the dates there-
OwlLover: IT WAS SO CUTE SHUT THE FUCK UP
SubNaib:
Asoup:
DoraThe_Explorer:
OwlLover:
OwlLover: anyways, cake? 😃
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