"Survivorsss"
Rat: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE!!!💞💞💞✨✨
Cockroach: HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIC!!!!
QueenBee: IT'S THE TINY BABY'S BIRTHDAY!!!!
SubNaib: TOUCH THE BABY AND WE'LL SET YOUR FAMILY ON FIRE
FiveOfMeButBritish: NAIB CHILL BUT TOUCH HIM AND YOUR ASS IS DONE
CowardBrat: PROTEC PROTEC PROTEC PROTEC
WheresMyMelanin: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH LETS GET MARRIED AND EAT COOKIES EVERYDAY AND I LOVE YOU-
DaVinky: HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABE SUDHSJSJSJSJS I'M SO GAY FOR YOU 💗 💓
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MailMan: THANK YOU EVERYONE SUDIKAHSSJ WHAT A WONDERFUL WAY TO WAKE UP
CowardBrat: I WANT EVERYONE IN THE KITCHEN RIGHT NOW, FOR WE HAVE CAKE!!
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"CAKE WHERE?!?"
"HERE!!" Tracy threw the cake at Kreacher's face.
Well, bye cake.
"Congratu-fucking-lations."
"Oh I have another one here!"
"YOU BAKED TWO CAKES JUST SO YOU COULD THROW ONE AT ME!??"
"Indeed OwO"
"Guys, look! There's mistletoe!" Vera pointed to the top of the doorframe "Maybe you should give me a kiss, Eli. I don't make the rules~"
"Nnnnnno thanks."
"Well, but I want one." Norton said, making Naib giggle as he pulled them together and kissed him.
"Ew❤"
"Shut up, Freddy. Go get it with your dead girlfriend."
"I WANNA KISS MY DADDY" Luca demanded, breaking the door down.
"WHICH ONE??"
"THE ONE THAT TURNS 25 TODAY!!"
"That must be me!" Victor signed, as he entered the kitchen.
SMOOOOCHHHHH
"I loaf you 🍞❤"
"What kind of shitty joke was that?" Aesop questioned.
"The birthday boy deserves a lot of smooches full of loaf!"
"Can we sing happy birthdayyyy?" Fiona asked.
Victor's expression dropped. We all know the terror of people singing you happy birthday simultaneously while you just stand there unable to do anything. Just smile, and pretend you're not uncomfortable at all :D
"DON'T YOU DARE-"
They sang anyways :/
"You guys have no idea of the suffering..." he signed.
"We do. That's why we still did it." Andrew confessed.
"CAN WE HAVE A CAKE FIGHT??!"
"WHY THE FUCK WOULD WE DO THAT???"
"CUZ... cake."
"...fair."
"WE ARE NOT GOING TO THROW CAKE AROUND!" Emily screamed.
"Tch... k mom..."
"Don't be a party pooper, mom..." Demi said.
"I'M NOT THE MOM HERE, DEMI!"
"Also, when are you going to match again, Demi?" Andrew asked, while he tried to stop Luca from spreading cake all over Ed🚗's face.
"Two days, if I'm not mistaken! Miss Nightingale offered to take care of Sam if neither Ems or Mary is around."
"You're seriously going to leave your son's life in Miss Nightingale's hands?" Kreacher asked as he cleaned the cake off his face.
"It's not like you're an option..."
"Victor!!! We have a gift for you!!~" Emma called from up the stairs.
"If it's another collar that makes me wonder if it's for Wick or for me to use, I'm gonna throw hands."
"Nop! This time is much better!" She said, twirling around hiding something behind her back. Victor gave her a curious look, making Emma giggle.
She handed him an envelope, which he deduced it had a letter inside.
He turned it around to see it was "From: Survivors; To: Victor"
He got emotional just by reading for who it was for. You can say he was surprised.
"Open it, Vic!" Martha encouraged.
He smiled as a thanks and opened the envelope. Inside, was a bunch of mini papers, so he gave them a confused look.
"Each one of us wrote down a mini text on those papers. You can see them as dedications! So you don't need to read them right now, you can read them later!" Mike explained. This was the first time someone has sent him a letter that wasn't a threaten or an empty promise. So he was really fucking happy lmao
"Thank you, everyone."
"Who would be happy with mere papers..?" Freddy asked, while eating his cake alone (as he should D:<)
"And then you wonder why you get rocks on Christmas..."
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FanfictionThe crack is on fire here. EVERYTHING IN HERE IS A PURE JOKE They're all tiny rats and you can't do anything about it 🐀 A lot of adult jokes!!! (Seriously, a lot of them) Sometimes I break the fourth wall 👉👈 Luca is coming after yall's knees. I'm...
