A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To...

By Raging_Lines

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I mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'... More

Mind-Controlling Pizza
DROWNING IN HOMEWORK
Thor Ate My Homework
Acting Mentally Insane
Clothes
Singing?!
A very useful video thingy
Attitude
Sleeping
Explosions
IDK
ANIMEEEEE
Waking up for School
Field Trips
Awkward Moments
Tests and Exams
Social Awkwardness
Lockers
Cafeteria food
Hiding
Orientation
Paper clips
Science Fail
Internally Screaming
Triggered
Walking
Pinecone
How to kill your Social Life Pt. 1
How to ruin your social life Pt. 2
Hallway conversations
Video games
Being Judged
Are you?
Echolocation
A shrine?
Tape
The Living Meme
EXCUSE ME
Nopeeee nope nope
2016
Me, being a dork
sketching
oh thats nice
Well
im not okay lmao
'Mericaaaaa
Restraining Orders
Kisses?
Science Nerd
Cereal boxes
Stretching
You reposted in the wrong classroom
Theme songs
u wot m8
i worded that wrong
aYYYEEEEEE
The horror
wyd im already 'cool'
another parody
whoa
chip(ping away at my sanity)
i am right here
triggered
the field trip experience
what even
essay
penny
mission
local meme dealer

OKAYYY

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By Raging_Lines

Lmao I've been super inactive my bad sorry
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Me: what are you doing

Friend: looking at your sketchbook

Me: *takes sketchbook* no

Friend: damn it

Me: anyway season 3 of voltron is soon

Friend: what

Me: voltron

Friend: vol...tron?

Me: nice try, Keith

Me: anyway august 4 has two things for me, season 3 of voltron and the end of math camp

Friend: isn't that like, summer school

Me: ...........kindly fuck off

Me: the point is, this year is the start of high school, the place where dreams either come true or get crushed.

Friend: I still don't get the point

Me: I'm not gonna die this year, I got a D- once and I'm not letting it happen again-

Friend: three times. You got that grade three times.

Me: shut uppp

Me: I have everything I need to make this year PERFECT

Friend: and that is?

Me: voltron themed bullet journal for organization

Me: a vast array of colored pens

Me: a shit ton of index cards

Me: and half a will to live

Friend: dude, its July. School doesn't start until August.

Me: if I don't prepare now, I will die later on

Friend: okay whatever

Me: this year, nothing can go wrong.

Friend: watch everything go wrong

Me: you're going to fucking jinx it, why am I friends with you

Friend: I ask myself that every day

Me: oh shit I need to make my journals klance themed

Friend: what? Won't people judge you

Me: but klance

Friend: fine

Me: see them? They are the best ship

Friend: didnt you say that about-

Me: that was four months ago, seriously keep up

Friend: I was grounded, okay

Me: if you say soooo

Friend: fuck off

Me: I figured out how to make memes without Photoshop

Friend: what

Me: they're all voltron memes tho

Friend: once I drank ten cups of coffee during finals and I couldn't feel my legs

Me: what the fuck bro that's unhealthy

Me: also I'm still salty that my parents won't let me have coffee

Friend: how much hell are you even in?

Me: great question I'm in school hell, drowning in tests hell, Voltron hell, klance hell, anxiety hell, and depression hell. *plays john cena theme on recorder*

Friend: Jesus

Me: I'd like to order one will to live

Friend #2: we only have fries

Me: I'll take it

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