Friend: *wakes up all calm-like and turns off alarm clock*
~At my house~
Me: *sleeping through alarm clock*
Mom: WAKE UP!
Me: *grabs alarm clock and smashes it into the wall, eyes still closed*
Mom: WAKE UP NOW OR I'LL TELL YOU A SPOILER ABOUT FAIRY TAIL-
Me: *is holding broken alarm clock* =_= *falls asleep on floor*
Mom: *says dreaded spoiler*
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Me: *chucks alarm clock out window* HELL NO! YOU DID NOT JUST SAY THAT (spoiler crossed out with several lines of permanent marker)
Mom: I warned you.
Me: *cries in emo corner*
Mom: Eat your cereal, you have 15 minutes to get ready for school.
Me: I'M NOT MOVING! *throws another broken alarm clock across the room*
Mom: I give up...
Me: *hysterical laughter/sobbing* WAAAAAHAHAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THE PAINNNNN!
Friend: (over phone) Please tell me she's okay...
Me: It's fine. It's just pain. Fangirl feels. I'll get over it after a month....................................
Friend: O_________________O
Me: *hugging knees* My poor ship...
Friend: (over phone) There's a Jerza episode if you-
Me: I FEEL BETTER ALREADY *jumps up*
Mom: *sneaks up behind me* You still have to go to school.
Me: *no reaction*
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Mom: GO TO SCHOOL! *mini earthquake*
Me: OKAY FINE! GOSH!
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
