Boy: Hey look, *makes sexual joke*
Me: *hits laptop on face* can I get a restraining order over here
Friend: please do
Me: AYE MISS TEACHER, CAN I FILE A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST ASSHOLE WHO SPILLED WATER ON MY PAPER AND MADE A REALLY HORRIBLE JOKE?
Teacher: What?
Me: never mind, you're useless
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Teacher: .......
Boy: that's what she said
Me: RESTRAINING ORDER.
Friend: It's time to stop. Get some help *passes me half an orange*
Me: oh thanks- wait did you take this out of my lunchbox?
Friend: maybe
Me:
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Friend: *eats orange* gr8
Me: okay then
Boy: *tries to make another joke*
Me: okay, everyone shut the fuck up im trying to work here
Friend:
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Boy: lol nope
Me: please jump off a cliff
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Boy: okay, Jesus christ
Friend: I've just been listening to complete silence for the last hour...
Me: good job. Good job m8.
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Friend: bro
Friend: m8
Friend: Amigo
Friend: broski
Friend:
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YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
