I just realized this book is literally the evolution of seventh grader me to eighth grader me
I can't tell if I got better or worse
Me: its test day what
Friend: yep-
*fire alarm goes off*
Teacher: *jumps*
Student #83: *screams*
Everyone: *turns to look at Student #83* bro wtf
Me: *reaches into pencil box and grabs phone*
Friend: *laughs*
Me: what this is necessary okay
*everyone lines up and goes outside*
Friend: is that a butterfly
Me: what
Friend: oh wait that's a hawk
Me: its winter there is no butterflies and hOW DID YOU GET THAT MIXED UP
Friend: I don't know I have glasses okay
Me: we sound drunk ffs
Friend: oops
Me: *shivering* this cold is bad for my cold
Friend: ...
Me: I make perfect sense fuck off
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Friend #2: I present to you the new map of America
Me: perfect
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
