Dad: hey can you come upstairs for a sec
Me: aye what's up broski
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Dad: you have two C's and a D- wtf happened
Me:
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Dad: but seriously tho
Me: ummm I don't know but I'm gonna fix it??? Haha...
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Dad: okay but if you don't have it done by the end of the week I'm taking your phone
Me: *hisses* you would never
Dad: I could
Me: good luck prying it from my dead body, have a nice day *clutches phone and fast-walks away*
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Dad: or I could take your laptop
Me: nO THAT HAS MY GOOD HEADPHONES HOW WILL I LISTEN TO GOOD QUALITY SONGS WHILE I WORK
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Dad: finish your work
Me: I hate everything and everyone in this world *shoves phone in front pocket and walks away*
Dad: or I could take your drawing tablet
Me: b i t c h w h a t
Dad: ummm never mind
Me: that's what I thought
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YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
