Me: *is wearing new gray hoodie*
Boy: Oh my god we're twinning look at our jackets
Me: your jacket doesn't even have thumb holes or a pocket where you can put your arm all the way through
Boy: ....yeah thats true but the color is the same
Me: I wish I wore my blue hoodie today
Boy: What would you do if me and Friend were twinning
Friend: I would kill myself
Me: *laughs* besides, I already have a twin
Boy: Who?
Me: You're not important enough to know
Boy: Damn it.
Me: *searches "go fuck yourself" on Google*
*results are mostly about Trump*
Me: *dying* oh my god why Googleeeee *laughs*
*searches "is life important" on Google*
*Google says something along the lines of no*
Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA I'M SO DONE
Friend: Why are you dying?
Me: GOOGLE SAYS LIFE ISNT IMPORTANT LMAOOO
Friend: Wait what let me see- IT DOES OMF
Friend: Hey guys, life isn't important
Someone: what?
Friend: Google said so
Me: oh my gooooooddddd I'm deceaseddddd
Boy: like your mom
Me: *searches "how to jump out a window without dying" on Google*
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
