Me: MOMMMMMM HALP MEHHHH
Mom: What do you need- *opens door* UMM...
Me: DEMONS HAVE POSSESSED MY HOMEWORK AND NOW I'M SWIMMING IN PAPERRRRRR! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mom: O_O What?
Me: JUST HELP MEH ALREADYYYYYY!
Mom: I DON'T KNOW HOW MAYBE IF YOU JUST DO YOUR HOMEWORK IT WON'T OVERFLOW?
Me: BUT I'LL DIE OF HOMEWORKKKKK
Mom: Then you should... what do you say a lot?
Me: Kill it with fire?
Mom: Yeah. That.
Me: BUT THERE'S NO FIREEEEEEEEE!
Mom: *pretends not to hear*
Me: WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GOING COME BACK HERE!
Dad: What did you say?
Me: (I'm screwed)
Dad: Hm?
Me: UHH NOTHING! HEHEHEHEH...
Dad: What is it?
Me: HELP MEH WITH MEH HOMEWORK IT'S WORSE THAN WATER! I CAN'T SWIM IN EITHER KIND AND HOMEWORK GIVES ME PAPER CUTSSSSS!
Dad: O-O *walks away slowly*
Me: NU WAIT YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO HELP MEEEEE!
Cat: Meow.
Me: KITTY HALP MEH!
Cat: *sits down and stares at me*
Me: DON'T JUST STAND THERE PULL ME OUTTA HERE!
Cat: Meow. *sleeps*
Me: NO ONE'S ALLOWED TO SLEEP UNTIL I AM FREED FROM MEH HOMEWORKKK *ground shakes*
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Mom: Want a grilled cheese?
Me: IF I COULD MOVE I COULD EAT IT! dasiufhaeuwisdoferwsdujfhdsiufahjljfdlks AGHHHHHH!
Mom: I'll take that as a no.
Me: I WILL KILL YOU WITH FIRE IF YOU DON'T GET ME OUT OF HERE IN TEN SECONDS.
Me: 10...
Mom: What?
Me: 9...
Dad: Why is she counting backwards?
Me: 8...
Me: 7...
Me: SCREW THIS I GIVE UP YOU PEOPLE SUCK AT LIFE! *rage quits*
Mom: Where did she learn that?
Me: NO ONE CARES WHERE I LEARNED IT BECAUSE NO ONE CARES ENOUGH TO LET ME THE FRICK OUTTA HERE!
Dad: Wasn't she grounded?
Mom: That was two months ago.
Me: IS ANYONE EVEN LISTENING?!
Mom: Wait isn't she off her punishment if she was grounded two months ago?
Me: I CAN'T EVEN FIND MY LAPTOP I'M SCREWEDDDDDDDDDDD
Dad: Then go find it-
Me: I JUST FLIPPIN TOLD YOU I CAN'T! WHAT PART OF CAN'T DON'T YOU GET?! *continues yelling for 83208432842309 hours*
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
