One of the ways to get detention...
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"I DON'T CARE I LOVE IT! *dances*"
Teacher: What are you doing?
Me: I DON'T KNOW BLAME THE MIND-CONTROLLING BURNT PIZZA SERVED IN THE LUNCHROOM! *continues dancing*
Teacher: What?
Me: *sings* YOU'RE FROM THE 70'S BUT IM A 2002 BISH! I DON'T CARE, I LOVE IT!
Teacher: You're about to get detention if you don't stop-
Me: IF YOU STOP MEH YOU WILL GET BIRCH-SLAPPED! AND KILLED WITH FIRE! AND NAIL POLISH (because no one can stand the smell)
Teacher: *writes a referral for the office and sticks it on my forehead*
Me: Wait wut?
Teacher: Like you said, blame the pizza. NOW GO.
Me:jsjjsjdjsdsdskjdeiwufuwqeihfweu NU.
Teacher: I WILL DRAG YOU INTO THAT OFFICE IF YOU DON'T-
Me: I'd like to see you try.
Students: OHHHHH 360 NO SCOPED! REKT! WHAT ARE THOSEEEEE! wefhheouwfsudhfdjsahvrujlasnjdaljdvnlajdskvnskldavnsjlznvuas YESSSSSSSSS!
Teacher: *gives up and jumps out window*
Students: YAYYY NO SCHOOL!!!
Me: This is middle school, people. So this just means WE GET TO DO WHATEVER THE HELL WE WANT FOR *reads clock* 25 MINUTES!
Students: PARTAYYYYY!!! *confetti/ripped up paper*
Me: *blasts loud music from the teacher's computer* PARTY PARTY PARTY!!!
Students: *running around the room*
Me: *watching anime in the corner like a sorta innocent person so I don't get expelled*
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I swear, if one of you tries this at school and doesn't get detention or worse...
YOU ARE A FUDGING HERO.
I will seriously call you Senpai if you give meh proof that you actually did this and didn't get in trouble. XDDD
(seriously don't do this its not worth it XD)
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...