Me: ...
Person: ...
Me: what do you expect me to say?
Person: Hi?
Me: Hi.
Person: well...this was awkward
Me: I'm an awkward person.
Person: okay...
Teacher: what are you people talking about?
Me: being socially awkward
Teacher: ...
Me: run while you can
Teacher: why do I have this job...
Friend: I think you scared her
Me: That was the whole point
Teacher: ...detention
Me: ..........dang it.
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
