Me: *yells inside classroom* VAPOOOOOREON
Everyone: O-O
Me: *sits down* that's all I had to say.
Everyone: ...
Me: *throws illuminati triangles and leaves at everyone* EEEHHHHHHH ITS FALL HAHAAAAA
Friend: *walks into door and sets binders on desk next to me* Okay, what happened this time- where did you get those illuminati triangles?
Me: Bill cipher gave them to me *throws triangle at friend* :D
Friend: *throws triangle back* :/
Me: Hey where's the other pinecones?
Friend: What?
Me: Our other friends.
Friend: *shrug*
Classmate #14: Where are your ears like seriously...
Classmate #16: I have long hair for a boy okay?
Classmate #8: OOOOOO GET LIGHTLY SAUTEED
Me and friend: *begin dying of laughter*
Other friends: *walk in* I am 1000% confused...
Me: Oh hey pinecones
Friend #2: *holds hand over heart* last time you said pinecone was an insult
Me: It's one of those words that's only insulting if you say it like an insult
Friend #2: oh okay...
Me: *throws illuminati triangles at ceiling* *one triangle sticks* That's not good ahahaha
Friend: ...yep we're in trouble
Me: hold on, we need to keep the positive vibes
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Friend #2: *does sign back*
Me: Wait I thought you were a fan of onion boy
Friend #2: I am, why?
Me: ...never mind...
Friend #3: should I tell her?
Me: nah let's see how long it'll take for her to figure it out
Friend: IT'S A LEA-
Me and Friend #3: *covers friend's mouth* SHHHHHH BE QUIET, PINECONE
Friend: *muffled* okay...
Friend #2: What is even happening?
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
