Teacher: Go help out at the library, don't forget the hall pass
Me: Okay? *goes to library*
Librarian: You can run this desk thing, collect the papers and stuff.
Me: Okay! *sits in desk*
-2 minutes later-
Me: *really bored*
Random Teacher: You look bored out of your mind.
Me: ahahaha that's actually true though...
Me: ...
Me: *gets paper clip from nearby jar and starts launching some across the hallway near the trash can*
Me: Well its better than nothing...
Other teacher: *brings class*
Me: *immediately pretends nothing happened and collects stack of papers, putting a paper clip to hold the papers*
*class goes in library*
Me: *whispers to self* First scene of the day!
Me: ...Okay no one saw that, good.
Friend: *walks to desk* Hi
Me: Hi
Friend: Hi
Me: *launches paper clip at friend* You're welcome. :3
Friend: ...*launches paper clip back* :D
Me: *gets hit in face by paper clip* Ow.
Friend: haha
Me: *gets new paper clip and flips it like a coin* *paper clip bounces off my forehead and back into my hand* Ow.
Friend: *dying* Your forehead is magnetic!
Me: If my forehead really was magnetic, I would be stuck to the leg of this desk- *suddenly gets stuck to leg of desk* ...
Friend: ...
Me: ...OW...
Friend: ...*taking pictures with phone*
Me: ...helppppppp
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
