Teacher: We're going to play some holiday music-
Me: *mumbles* Jingle bells- I GOTTA MAKE A PARODY
Friend: Did someone say parody?
Me: Yep *sings*
Jingle Bells
Kill yourself
Christmas triggers me
Did you just assume my gender
Fuck you and your tree
(AYEEE)
Jingle bells
Kill yourself
Christmas triggers me
The neighbors have their lights up
And it's only December 1st
(AYEEE)
America is screwed
The country is in debt
Everyone is moving to
Canada for life
(EH)
Jingle bells
This is hell
Christmas triggers me
My pencil broke and I hate everything
So please don't fuck with me
(OKAY)
Friend: You are a living meme
Me: Of course I am
Friend: Don't push it.
Me: *slides back in seat and crosses arms* hissss...
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
