Friend: I feel tHE BURN
Me: IM LITERALLY ON FIRE
Friend: SAME
Me: NO REALLY, GET A FIRE EXTINGUISHER
Friend #2: *pours water bottle on my head, flips the water bottle, then dabs*
Me: *is not on fire anymore* thanks
Friend: This strETCH IS PAINFUL
Me: I think I just killed my nonexistent abs *lies on ground in pain*
Friend #3: thats what you get for being a tryhard
Me: *cries*
Friend: I think I pulled a muscle in my arm
Me: *can't get up due to nonexistent abs* helppppp
Friend #2: rude, don't call people a tryhard
Friend: I was joking
Me: *flails arms* I DONT WANNA BE A MAGIKARPPPP
Friend: ......
Friend #2: good luck with that
Friend #3: goddammit, you're all rude
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
