Me: *taps microphone* ayeee
Two to the one to the one to the three
I can't count but I like memes
Make so many suicide jokes, you wouldn't believe
And I carry around a bottle of bleach
*holds up clorox wipes*
Friend: why are you like this
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
