Me: *is home from school* I HATE MY LIFE *throws backpack on ground*
Me: *looks at cereal box*
"Be responsible"
Me: *almost cries* I'm hAVING A MENTAL BREAKDOWN
Mom: it's literally a cereal-
Me: AAAAAAAHAAAAAAAA WHYYYYY
Mom: *dials 911*
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
