I mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so...
READ AT YOUR OWN RISK.
Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did.
Just be careful okay?
I DIDN'T...
Me: Actually, that isn't possible. You would need bigger wings than that if you wanted to fly.
Friend: ...I k-
Me: And the wings would need to be lighter and be wide enough to have enough air resistance to lift you in the air.
Friend: Are you don-
Me: And even if you wanted to fly with those flimsy wings, you would need to fly really fast, I'm talking at least 100 beats a second, like a hummingbird or a bee.
Friend: OKAY I GET IT, CAN SCIENCE NERD SHUSH NOW
Me: never
Me: freedOM OF SPEECH, BITCHESSS
Friend:
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