Me: *hooks feet upside down over desk and chair* yeah okay
Friend: how are you doing that
Me: *hasn't even noticed* what?
Friend: the balancing thing
Me: *looks down* oh. Memes, probably
Friend: that doesn't even make sense
Me:
Friend: that isn't cool bro
Me: wyd broski I'm already cool look at this shit
Friend: I dont-
Me: mEMES
Friend: stahp
Me: never
Friend: oh my god
Me: it never goes away
Friend: I don't even reply with 'XD' anymore
Me: no one appreciates my memes :(
Friend: gODDAMMIT-
Me: come at me bro 1v1 I'll rek u
Friend: I don't even
Me: hisssssssss
Friend:
Me: I have crippling depression
Friend:
Me: can you hear
My heartbeat
Tired of feeling
Never enough I
Close my eyes and
Tell myself-
Friend: nO MY GOD
Me: you're the one who showed me this anime its your fault
Friend: *screaming*
Me: I memorized the whole opening
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...