*alarm goes off (the universal song except screamed)*
Me: asfghjklllll
Mom: ...are you okay
Me: I have crippling depression *turns alarm clock off and falls back asleep*
Mom: *triggered* wake up
Me: u wot m8 1v1 me bro
Mom: ......
Me: Nebby get in the bag *falls asleep again*
Mom: why did we get you that Pokemon game
ESTÀS LLEGINT
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
AleatòriamentI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
