Friend: all my friends leave me for other friends
Me: *triggered* I aM RIGHT HERE
Friend: except you
Me: why do you hate me
Me: I didn't mess up America
Friend:
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Friend: okay but seriously Friend #4 left us for the popular kids
Me: I figured that out two months ago, fight me
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Friend: also Friend #3 is doing the same
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Me: I know this
Me: we're the only ones left
Me: the popular kids don't even like anime
Friend: yep, rest in peace us
Me: or pieces
Me: of my shattered heart
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Me: I did hold it together with coffee and I ran out of that shit a month ago, no wonder I'm a mess
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Friend: welp. Time to blast music at 100% and drown our emotions
Me: or spew memes
Friend: what
Me:
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A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
