Me: lmao they just said LeafyIsQueer- hmm... Queer rhymes with here. Imma say queer instead of here when the teacher takes roll
Student: Here
Student #12: Here
Me: Queer
Everyone: *laughs*
Me: *laughs along*
Teacher: what's so funny?
Everyone: umm *starts laughing again*
Me: *searches definition of queer on laptop* *clicks read more* oh I just convinced everyone I'm gay... Omf.
Me: Well the rainbow I drew on my binder certainly doesn't help...
Me: My non-existent reputation is screwed.
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This chapter actually happened irl... Um so yeah if you want to pay your respects to my dead social life comment "Rage is a frickin pinecone" down below :)
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
