Me: *runs into bathroom* oh thank Irene, I'm safe...
Friend: Rawr
Me: OH MY GO- oh it's just you
Friend: Yep- wait what do you mean "just me"
Me: Ummm I'll explain later
Friend: Oookay.
Me: Anyway I'm hiding from my friend who is a boy-
Friend: You have a boyfriend?
Me: NO *facepalm* I've never even had a crush in my life, you know this...
Friend: I still ship you two.
Me: ......stop shipping me.
Friend: Nope.
Me: I hate you
Friend: Love you too
Me: Wait what happens if he catches me?
Friend: *stars in eyes*
Me: well shi-
Friend: *pushes me outside bathroom*
Me: No wait we can talk about thisssss
Friend-who-is-a-boy: I FOUND YOUUU
Me: ahahaha...ha.
Friend-who-is-a-boy: We still need to go on that Fairy Tail marathon...
Me: FAIRY TAIL LETS GO NOW *drags him to nearest laptop*
Friend: hehehe...
YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
