Me: ANIME ANIME ANIME ANIMEEEEE
Friend: Did you hit your head too hard when you fell asleep in English class? Like seriously, you've been saying 'anime' for five minutes straight.
Me: *shakes friend* ANIMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Friend: Let me guess, you saw the episode in Fairy Tail where-
Me: ANIME. ANIMEEEEEEEEEEE
Friend: *sigh* What happened?
Me: JERZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA *tips chair too far backwards and falls* OWWWW!
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Friend: I know you ship Jerza, and so do I... But you need to speak English-
Me: I nu grammar.
Friend: I know but-
Me: Why is the teacher staring at a One Direction poster?
Class:
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Friend: Wait... So the teacher likes... WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?
Me: *hugs knees* K... this just turned creepy...
Friend: Should we blame the cafeteria meat loaf?
Me: Probably...
Teacher: *is printing out copies of the One Direction poster*
Class:
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Me: Is she going to make us do a weird report...?
Friend: Run. Run down the stairs. Run for your life. She looks crazy.
Class:
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Teacher: Where did everyone go? The whole class is ten minutes late and I need to give them an essay to do.
~Outside the school~
Me: WE DID IT! AND I HAVE A DAY'S SUPPLY OF SKITTLES THAT I FOUND IN- *muffled talking*
Friend: *is covering my mouth* IN THE STORE. WE FOUND THEM IN THE STORE. YEP.
Class: *doesn't really care where we got the Skittles*
Me: Why didn't you let me tell them about the locker full of candy?
Class: THERE'S A LOCKER FULL OF CANDY?!
Friend: ..................................It's imaginary! Yeah. Imaginary.
Me: OHHHHHHHHH SO THAT'S WHY YOU DIDN'T WANT ME TO TELL THEM THAT THE--
Friend: -_-
Me: ............
Friend: o________e
Me: ..........................................................
Class:
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YOU ARE READING
A Fangirl's Guide: How NOT To Survive School
RandomI mean, if you WANT a detention you can go ahead and say half the things in this book. I have no idea if you'll get expelled (even arrested) so... READ AT YOUR OWN RISK. Can't say I didn't warn you. Because I just did. Just be careful okay? I DIDN'T...
